HololiveEn Text Messages

"mom and dad are fighting again!!"

kiara: calli do you know what day it is today?
calli: uh- february?
kiara: ...thats the month
calli: its friday
kiara: i meant the date-
calli: we had a date?
kiara: CALLI-
calli: okay okay
calli: er idk
kiara: .
kiara: its valentines
calli: ohh
calli: oops...

*

ame: hey gura whats that noise downstairs?
ame: and why do i smell smoke?
gura: errhrmmmm
gura: i think my parents are fighting...
ina: they might tear down the house again-
gura: yeah that'll be the 28th time
calli: BUT I DIDNT KNOW PLEASE I'LL GET YOU A GIFT TOMORROW KUSOTORI
kiara: BUT TOMORROW ISNT VALENTINES CALLI
gura: ok anyway!
gura: your turn!
ina: oh okay lemme select my character....

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therapirys: oh hi calli
therapirys: how can i help?
calli: with my love life
therapirys: oh
calli: you've divorced and remarried bae so you know how this goes right?!
therapirys: yeaaaahh-

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kiara: gura what if she doesnt get me a gift tmr
gura: A
gura: IDK
kiara: :(
ame: divorce?
ina: yeah irys and bae doing that doesnt seem as bad
kiara: b-b-b-but
gura: ish ok shes gonna buy a gift trust me
ame: how do u know?!
gura: i got shark senses
ina: then why are you still dum
gura: uh...
kiara: 😭

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calli: kiara!
kiara: what do u want
calli: i- *heart proceeds to break*
calli: uh-
calli: i have a gift for you....
kiara: ...what is it?
calli: come to our bedroo-
kiara: ALL U THINK ABOUT IS S. E. X
calli: WAIT WHAT I-
kiara: HERES THE DIVORCE PAPERS
calli: HUH
calli: NOOOOOOOÒOO0oOôÒoOOooÕØŌoö

*

bae: divorce isnt even that bad i always come back to irys
calli: what if kiara doesn't come back to me?
bae: PFFFT
bae: SHE WILL STOOPID
calli: huh?
calli: how would you know
bae: cus if she doesnt
bae: I will make her come back
bae: ;)
calli: *heart proceeds to break again* sis....

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gura: BIRB BIRB MA DONT GOOOOO
kiara: im not gura, youre coming with me
calli: WHAT
calli: BUT THE DAD SHOULD KEEP THE CHILD
kiara: WDYM THE DAD ALWAYS LEAVES THE CHILD
calli: damn you got me 😭
kiara: les go gura
gura: where?
kiara: to ur room
calli: WHAT YOU CANT KEEP THE HOUSE WE NEVER AGREED
kiara: coles has sales for milk
calli: wait actually?

*

gura: s-swo...
gura: THEY ACTUALLY DIVORCED WAAAAAAA-
ame: omg wtf??
ina: haha nice joke
gura: WAAAAAH
ina: uh- its a joke right..?
ame: this is the real deal
ina: so out of all the arguments they have this one turns out to be serious?
ame: yesh bc of valentines
gura: AAAAAAA
ame: we have to do something about this
ina: like what? burn the papers?
gura: AAAÆ
ame: IDK something or else our shork will keep crying and i think theres loud ringing in my ears now
ina: OK OK (shouting cus gura is still crying at the dB of 100)
ame: LES GO INA
ame: LES REUNITE KIARA AND CALLI!!!

WILL AME AND INA SAVE THEIR SHARK FURRY GF FROM HER SEVERE DEPRESSION BY MAKING KIARA REMARRY CALLI AGAIN? FIND OUT NEXT TIME IN REDEMPTION ARC!!! (coming out in 2046 Decembra of the 56th)