Early the next morning Lisa woke up as usual, unfocused in bed for 2 minutes before finally moving.
However, something seemed wrong. How could it smell so smoky?
Lisa didn't have the time to wear his glasses; he opened the door to find smoke coming out of the kitchen. Lisa was suddenly scared as he rushed to the kitchen's entrance, and then...
"What are you doing?"
Lisa felt the life draining from his body, he managed to not open his mouth to swear.
"You woke up?"
Jennie, who was burning things in a pot, was in a good mood today as she turned to Lisa and said hello.
"What are you burning?" Lisa repeated.
"Some photos, tickets, a diary," Jennie explained, holding a photo in one hand. "It was taken with my ex-boyfriend."
"Why are you burning things this early in the morning?"
"I just saw them this morning when I got up and opened my luggage. I couldn't restrain my anger. So to not affect the harmonious life of the new husband and wife, I decided to cremate my dead love."
Jennie said such with righteousness and certainty.
"Then why are you burning it in a pot?"
Lisa asked with gritted teeth.
"Well, I knew it was going to be smoky, then I thought that there would be a range hood in the kitchen. When I got here I found the pot, and decided to use it there on the spot," Jennie said and then complained.
"But this hood isn't very good, there's still quite a bit of smoke. Has it passed its warranty period? If not, you should get it exchanged."
What are schools teaching nowadays? This little girl's thought processes are a mess.
"Are you going to make breakfast? I'm almost done burning, and you'll be able to use it again after I wash it."
Jennie felt clever.
"If we use this pot to fry in the future, won't remnants of your dead love be in every dish?" Lisa couldn't help but mutter.
"Yeah, that seems a little bit unlucky, we should just throw it away."
ButJennie soon shook her head again and said, "No, this pot looks veryexpensive, why not sell it online? Come take a photo of it and upload it,fast!"
Lisa felt that his three views were being seriously challenged, and he couldonly leave and wash his face to calm down.
After cleaning up the kitchen, Jennie rushed to the living room to enjoy herfreshly made wedding photos. While the photo was taken a little hastily, it wasstill very well-made. The two people looked good together.
Jennie happily enjoyed it for some time. When she finally snapped out of it,she saw Lisa with fried eggs and bacon on the table.
"These were the only things at home, eat it first."
Jennie naturally went and sat at the table. She took the milk Lisa handed toher and then started eating. Compared to Jennie's zero cooking skills, someonewho could make breakfast like this was simply a god.
"Husband, you made the right choice to have me as your wife."
Lisa, who was drinking milk, choked, having been caught off-guard.
"Without a wife with zero cooking skills, how can you show your virtuousnessand talent!" Jennie said righteously.
"Should I thank you?" Lisa spluttered.
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ROTDTTCAB (Jenlisa Adaptation)
Fanfiction[COMPLETED] "Then why don't I marry you!" Jennie suddenly proposed. "You..." Lisa thought he had misheard. "You see, you're looking for someone to marry to ease your mother's heart, and I also want to get married. We're right in front of the doors t...
