(this chapte rbegins w aj's part u can tell bc it has proper spacing)
We pull into a McDonalds drive through. "Awlroight what do yew want, Ronboo?" I sniff and turn down halsey. "Ham..m,p.,... happ.y. mweal.....,.m" i reply, shaking and sobbing. Wilbur rolls down his window, "MY BOY ROWNBOO SAID HE WOWNTS A HAPPAY MEAL."
"That'll be 69 british moneys sir"
Wilbur pulls forward to pay and get the food. "Bloody exshpenshive, innit?"
"N.. h..nsm,.,. Yea..x yeawah,.,.," I turn up halsey again. My eyeliner is smeared from sobbing violently. Wilbur throws the happy meal behind his shoulder. "I got yew a girls toy. Its twoilight shparkle."
"I cant have agirls toy im a manmnn,!!!!!!!" I start sobbing again.
"Shtop being such a cisboy, Ronboo. Eat yore damn mcnuggets." Wilbur says before ramming into a stop sign.
(k end of aj's part)
wilbur called another british dude on his phone and was talking to him. i was sobbing. im a man. fuck twilngiht sparkle >:(
in a few minutes there was another british dude pulling up in a car, he rolled down the window.... OMG ASH LOVEJOY
he tells us to get in the car. i grab my bag and sit down in the back of the car, wilbur takes my twilight doll and eats it. fuck you wilbur.
we both got in the car and were driving for like 40 minutes until i realized i forgot to grab my happymeal. fuck. i sob again and turn on halsey on my shitty dollar store earbuds. damn british people and their expensive earbuds. (i dont know if thats accurate ive literally never left america LMAO) (wait is ash even british)
ok end of chapter i am tired and failingn science class
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HumorSUMAMRY- ranboo is a 18 yr old that gets SOLD BY his BEST FRIEND to LOVE JOY for WEEED!!!!!!! please god this fanfic is satire dontnshow this to ccs i think ill die follow me on twitter actiontvvillain i am so cool and funny also my friend aj co-wro...
