A/N The only characters that belong to me are my ocs, Microchip and The Mystery Dragon (you'll figure out their name soon enough). I might have more ocs to come, but I'll try to mention in in another authors note at the beginning or end of that chapter. The rest belong to the wonderful Tui T. Sutherland! Many thanks to her for writing these amazing books in the first place!
Random voice: The Jade Winglet was enjoying their life. Until disaster struck. And who was that disaster? A-
Mystery Dragon: MICROCHIP! ARE YOU READING YOUR LINES OR WHAT?
Microchip: I think you made a mistake when you allowed me to write them.
Mystery Dragon: *facetalons*
Mystery Dragon: Where are you, anyway?
Microchip: Cyberwing Castle Recording studio. Where else would I be able to do this?
Mystery Dragon: Do what?
Microchip: Oh, y'know, just the usual, broadcasting my voice from a different universe and having only you and the readers be able to hear it.
Mystery Dragon: *sarcasm* Oh yeah. I've totally gotten used to the fact that I can hear you like you're actually here but still not see you.
Microchip: Didn't we have a reason for those lines? I didn't take the time to write them for nothing, right?
Mystery Dragon: How much did you write?
Microchip: Ten pages. Front and back. Why?
Mystery Dragon: Just wondering. And yes, you did take the time to write them all for nothing. *reaches through the space-time continuum and shreds the paper*
Microchip: Whyyyyyyyyyy must you torture me so?
Mystery Dragon: Because...well, I actually don't know, but that reminds me of our plan.
Microchip: So now I talk some sense into you?
Mystery Dragon: Excuse me, I already have that sense in me.
Microchip: *mutters* of course you do.
Mystery Dragon: What was that?
Microchip: Nothin
Mystery Dragon: IT WAS SOMETHING! I DIDN'T HEAR "NOTHING"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Microchip: Okay, stop it with the exclamation points. If we even have any readers, you're gonna scare them all away. Let's limit yourself to three, and take a deep breath.
Mystery Dragon: *remembers last 107 times it happened* oh yeah. I'll try not to do that again. But no deep breaths. I sound like a goat that forgot how to swim.
Microchip: Do goats even know how to swim in the first place? *sigh* I wonder how many times I'll have to do this...
Mystery Dragon: Not many, because this time I'm gonna get it right! But now we have to start a WHOLE NEW CHAPTER because you've filled this one up with ARGUMENTS!!!
Microchip: If you'll recall, I think it was YOU who has filled this whole section with excess exclamation points.
Mystery Dragon: *counting* it's only 97!
Microchip: ONLY 97?!?! Also, I'm pretty sure it's 535.
Mystery Dragon: NO IT'S NOT!!! *re-counting* 532, 533, 534, 535 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...*continues unholy shrieking*
Microchip: Okay, I know you're mad because of the whole me-being-better-than-you-at-basically-everything situation, but that's just how life works.
Mystery Dragon: THAT...............IS.......................NOT....................HOW.............LIFE..............WORKSSSSSS!!!
Microchip: Okay, deep breaths, remember?
Mystery Dragon: *inhales*
Microchip: Aaaah, that's better!
Mystery Dragon: *continues shrieking*
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*In Pantala*
Blue: Cricket, did you hear anything?
Cricket: No, why?
Blue: Oh, I thought I heard something.
Cricket: Probably just the wind...you don't think Wasp is back, do you?
Blue: Wind, right...just the wind...
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*present time*
Microchip: What? NO! STOP!!!
Mystery Dragon: *starts chucking staplers everywhere*
Microchip: It confuses me how you find all these things. And really? STAPLERS?
Microchip: What the- *stapler crosses universe barrier and hits him in the face* OWWWWW! STOP! FOR REAL NOW! *15 more staplers come flying in* NOOOOOOOOO!!! WHAT HAVE I DONE!!!
Mystery Dragon: *continues chucking staplers* *evil laughter* STAPLERS WILL DOMINATE THE WORLDDDDDD!!!
Microchip: Well, okay then, we may as well end this chapter here. Hope you enjoyed-*stapler hits him in the face* and come back next time for a hopefully stapler-free chapter. No promises, though.
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Truth or Dare!
HumorWelcome! In this story, I will be torturing the Dragonets of Destiny and Jade Winglet. Once I get this going, you can comment your own dares! The crazier, or more likely to get Tsunami or Winter mad, the better!
