Aster: Hello, Jade Winglet!
Winter: WHAT DO YOU WANT, YOU OVERSIZED CHRISTMAS TREE?
Microchip: Ooh, you just got Blister, Blaze, and BURNED! (I don't remember where I saw that, credits to whomever came up with it)
Aster: Ow. But he's not wrong. What else do you expect a Rainwing-Seawing to look like. Also, Winter? I'm concerned that you know what Christmas trees are.
Winter: *shrugs* I study scavengers, after all.
Aster: So you just managed to come across some LED lights and decide to compare me to them?
Winter: Pretty much!
Aster: Okay then.
Aster: So we go our first dare.
Winter: *sarcasm* Wow, congratulations. Big deal. Wait. Didn't we have a dare yesterday? Wasn't that the first one?
Aster: *nervous glance at Qibli* Umm...that didn't count?
Winter: Who's it for?
Aster: *opens envelope* It's from Tinatots_YAY. They want you to-
Winter: ME? I did one last time!
Aster: That one didn't count, remember? And there's no specific rule to who does the dare and when the dares occur.
Aster: They want you to-
Winter: I'M NOT GOING TO DO THE STUPID DARE!!!
Aster: That is offensive.
Winter: To who?
Aster: To...um...the game?
Winter: Ha.
Aster: *sigh* But you have to do it. It's a dare!
Winter: But what if I don't want to?
Aster: But you don't even know what the dare is!
Winter: WELL WHAT IS IT THEN?!
Aster: *reads letter* You have to say 'I'm a banana' at random times throughout the day. Oooh your reputation is gonna be RUINED!
Winter: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Winter: THAT SCAVENGER IS GOING ON MY DEATH LIST!
Aster: Hold up; that's a scavenger. All your pets are gonna hate you!
Winter: Good point. BUT KNOW THAT I HATE-
Aster: Winter, don't you dare scare off our readers. We finally have a few. *stares through the screen at you* And a few followers. Thank you! We might throw another party soon!
Microchip: Ahem!
Aster: Oh right! We WILL be having a party soon!
Microchip: *facetalon*
Aster: Winter, your dare starts now!
Winter: There's no getting out of this, is there?
Aster: Nope!
Winter: *sigh* I may as well get to class.
*history*
Webs: Now, can anyone tell me when the Scorching was?
Winter: I am a banana.
JW/Silver Winglet: *highly confused*
Webs: Winter, that is not in any way related to this class's studies. Would you care to save that for conversation among your peers after this class?
Winter: *embarrased* *nods*
*fighting class*
Tsunami: So you're gonna press you claws into their neck while they're distracted-
Winter: I am a banana!
Tsunami: *annoyed* Winter, could you wait until I've demonstrated this for any off-topic comments? And of all things, a banana? *mutters* You sound like the Rainwings.
Kinkajou: EXCUSE ME, SOME OF US ARE IN FACT SANE! THE ONLY ONE WHO WOULD SAY THAT WOULD BE COCONUT!!!
*prey center*
Clay: Today we have goats and seals!
Moon: Ooh, yum!
Winter: I am a banana.
Clay: There's fruit over there if you'd like some, Wint- I mean Banana.
Everyone there: *dying laughing*
*in the hall*
Coconut: *sleepwalking to his room*
Winter: I am a banana.
Coconut: *sleeptalking* I am a coconut. I eat mangoes. Mmm, mangoes. *picks up a rock* Delicious mangoes!
Winter: ...
*day continues on somewhat like this*
Aster: Okay Winter! The dare's over!
Qibli: That was a dare?
Aster: Yup.
Qibli: HAHAHAHA! We shave to do stuff like this more often!
Winter: I am a banananananananananananananananananananananananananana.
Aster: Uh, Winter? I said the dare was over.
Winter: Bananananana. I am banana.
Qibli: I think we broke Winter.
Turtle: That sounds about right.
Kinkajou: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! THIS IS HILARIOUS!
Moon: ...can you un-break him?
Aster: Can you un-break a lamp?
Turtle: So it's permanent?
Peril: I wouldn't mind if frosty-face was like this permanently!
Aster: Guys, I was kidding. *snaps*
Winter: Bananananan-AAH!!!
Aster: There we go!
Winter: Did I just tell the whole academy that I was a banana?!
Aster: Pretty much.
Winter: NOOOOOOOOOOO MY REPUTATION IS RUINED!
Winter: Hey, scavenger who made me do this dare. I know you're probably snickering at my stupidity, but this is no laughing matter. I was hypnotized into saying that all day.
All scavengers reading this: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Aster: You said the word 'banana' 723 times. Not to mention the bunch of 'na's you added to the end.
Winter: I can never show my face in public again!
Qibli: Don't think that's an option.
*the next day*
Winter: Uggghhhh I hate today!
Qibli: You hate every day.
Winter: I super-hate today!
Qibli: Isn't that what you say on Mondays?
Winter: Yes. I TRIPLE HATE TODAY!!!
Qibli: That's a little extreme.
Winter: No it isn't.
Anemone: Hello *laughs* BANANA!
Winter: I hate everyone.
Coconut: Banana! Hi! Wait, weren't you part of my dream?
Winter: *sighs* Today's gonna be a horrible day
YOU ARE READING
Truth or Dare!
HumorWelcome! In this story, I will be torturing the Dragonets of Destiny and Jade Winglet. Once I get this going, you can comment your own dares! The crazier, or more likely to get Tsunami or Winter mad, the better!
