Toxic Decent (Hollywood Undead FanFic)

Im pregnant.

~Jae~

I puked in the toilet that morning. My whole body shook, my head ached. It was terrible. I felt as if I was going to explode. Maybe something was wrong with me.. Maybe I was--

"Matty, I think I'm pregnant." I say, trembling like a chihuahua.

He just chuckled, which sort of made me confused because of what I just told him. "Babe, you're just hungover. We never even slept together."

I slowly moved away from the toilet, slightly chuckling. "Right. Heh. Oh my god. But what if I am?" I look up at him.

He gave me a "what the f*ck, we just went over this.." look. What if I was though? Maybe somehow I magically got pregnant.

"That's not possible." He frowned, probably confused with my questions.

I giggled uncontrollably, "Baby Busek."

I saw Matthew blush, taking a step closer to me, "Could you just believe me? You're hungover. You're not pregnant."

Kurlzz stood me up, which had me slightly wobble a bit. He had a very firm grip on me, so I couldn't possibly fall down.

"I'm so tired. Hold me.." I flung my arms around him, leaning all of my weight in his direction. Matty decided to pick me up bridal style and haul me out of the bathroom, "Wait! I need to brush my teeth." He groaned, turned around and walked back into the bathroom.

Last night he came over, since Jinx was out on her date and I felt bored and lonely. I was pretty tired as well, but when I saw my poofy-haired boyfriend walk in the door, it woke me up slightly. Also, he had some wine (oops, Jinx and I agreed to have no alcohol allowed in this household), that was soon gone.

After brushing my teeth, Matthew carried me down the hall. There was some commotion in the living room, and when we got there, Shelby, Dylan, and a electric blue-haired girl where conversing loudly.

Matthew put me down, and I instantly jumped up, still a bit wobbly and drowsy from my hangover. "Alice!" I shouted, flailing my arms in the air.

I went to hug her, and almost fell on her. She laughed, "I missed you."

"It's been too long. I might be pregnant." I say, not thinking. I made my way over to Matthew.

"What?!" They all stared at Matthew, who face-palmed and groaned. He was a bit pink as well.

"Again Jinx; we never slept with each other, you are just hung over. You can't have a baby--"

"I see." Jinx snatched the wine bottle off the coffee table, waving it around as if it was a flag.

"But I threw up and stuff. Doesn't that mean--"

"Jae! No, it doesn't. You're just hungover. Also, what about the rules?" Shelby shouts, making my hungover body jump.

"Sorry..?"

Alice giggled. It's been forever since we have seen her, since she was in college. Alice was probably finished now, which was good. Dylan kept in touch with her,and we would Skype her every now and then. It was hard to be in a band and keep in touch with a friend that was in a collage far far away.

"Ass-hat.." Jinx sighed, getting up to throw the bottle away.

"Dip-sh*t."

My art is at the top. Nina_the_evil_Apple is Alice!