Disclaimer; I (obviously) didn't make these up, so don't get offended with any bad ones.
What comes up but never goes down?
Your age
The blue man lives in a blue house the pink lives in the pink house the yellow man lives in the yellow house. Who lives in the white house?
The president.
2 sons and 2 fathers went fishing. Each one caught a fish and then they went home. How is it that they caught 3 fish?
The group consisted a grandfather ( the father. ) A father ( the son of the grandfather and the father of a son. )and a son ( The son of the father. )
What's round on the sides and is high in the middle?
Ohio
What starts with P and ends in E and has more than 1000 letters?
The post office.
I have a neck but no head. What am I.
A bottle
When I'm young I'm tall and when I'm old I'm short. What am I
A candle
How can a pants pocket be empty but still have something in it.
You can have a hole in it.
What is the longest word in the dictionary.
Smiles because there's a mile between all s'.
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Riddles and Jokes
HumorIf you like a good laugh or a simple riddle, you've come to the right place. These jokes aren't mine, so I can't take credit for them, but I can and am gonna take credit for delivering them to you guys. Thanks for coming and I hope you enjoy!
