Yo mama so hairy that Bigfoot took a picture of her.
Yo mama so stupid that she bought tickets to Xbox Live.
Yo mama so hairy that when you were born you got carpet burn.
Yo mama so fat that half of her is in a parallel universe.
Yo mama so fat that when she dies in call of duty they get a 5 person kill streak.
Yo mama so ugly that when she looked out the window she got arrested for mooning.
Yo mama so fat that she was caught carrying 10 pounds of crack.
Yo mama so stupid that she put 2 quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 cents.
Yo mama so ugly that her pillow cry' sat night.
Yo mama so ugly that she made an onion cry.
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Riddles and Jokes
UmorismoIf you like a good laugh or a simple riddle, you've come to the right place. These jokes aren't mine, so I can't take credit for them, but I can and am gonna take credit for delivering them to you guys. Thanks for coming and I hope you enjoy!
