Not meant to be offensive
Yo Mama so stupid she thought Nickel Back was a refund.
Yo Mama so ugly that One Direction went the other direction.
Yo Mama so stupid that she thought fish smoke seaweed.
Yo Mama so fat that when Dracula sucked her blood he got diabetes.
Yo Mama so old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas.
Yo Mama so old that when she farts dust comes out.
Yo Mama so stupid that she booked an appointment with Dr.Pepper
Yo Mama so hairy that Bigfoot asked her on a date
Yo Mama so ugly that when she came into a haunted house she came out with a job application.
Yo Mama so stupid she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
Yo Mama so fat that when she died she broke the stairs to heaven.
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Riddles and Jokes
HumorIf you like a good laugh or a simple riddle, you've come to the right place. These jokes aren't mine, so I can't take credit for them, but I can and am gonna take credit for delivering them to you guys. Thanks for coming and I hope you enjoy!
