The misadventures of the chaos gods

Chapter 1

Nurgle hum, he was stirring a pot of some experimental disease for a new virus he will show on a yet another planet at war

"Dodododo! Making Covid 20! Dodododo going to make people sick!"

The god sang in a disgusting gurgling voice, a rang was heard as nurgle stopped his stirring, he walked over to a large slab of decaying flesh with some disgusting bubbles of human fluid ready to pop any second

On that slab of flesh was a green telephone with some decaying flesh covering it, nurgle picked it up and out stretched the wire which was actually intestines

He put the phone over to his ear and said

"Hello?"
"Nurgle, it's me tzeentch!"
"Tzeentch? What do you want?"

Nurgle was greatly confused, tzeentch his brother who was the god of change didn't get along, they would argue or fight because of both their natures and ideology

Nurgle was the god of death and end of everything so it was only nature they hated each other but there was time they and their other siblings would have some good moments

"Look I need your help"
"Help? With what?"
"My car is broken and I need to get to the grocery store!"
"Can't you ask khorne or slaanesh?"
"Khorne told me to fuck off while slaanesh......y-you don't want to know what she has done in her car....."
"Y-yeah.....ok I'll come get you"
"Thanks! You know where to find me!"

Then tzeentch hung up, Nurgle then walked over to his front door, hanging from a boned carved key holder with mysterious fluids was a key to Nurgle's car

He took the keys and walked out his home, he walked to his driveway and entered his car. Nurgle inserted the keys before the car roared to life, Nurgle turned of the radio

*heeeeellllooooooo! My beautiful sinners it's me, Lucius! Today we are going to prank some eldar!*
"Ohhh!"

Nugle exclaimed while driving off to tzeentch's place

Small time skip

In the crystal like realm of tzeentch, Nurgle parked his car in front of his brothers house which acted exactly like tzeentch. Ever changing and switching locations

Tzeentch house looked like a faint crystal shard but would suddenly change to a different appearance every few second, minute, hour or year because fucking it's tzeentch

Outcome his brother, he floated a bit off the ground and floated up to the passenger side

"Sup bro"
"Hay tzeentch"

Tzeentch stepped inside the car, he took his seat and they didn't move fit a few seconds until tzeentch said

"Uhhhh.....you going to drive or....."
"Safety first!"
"Ugh...."

Putting on his seatbelt which made no sense to tzeentch as to why his brother, the god of death wanted him to be safe made him think about Nurgle's logic until he dropped it thinking it best to just get his grocery

Nurgle drive off down the street, the two sat in silence as they entered the main streets leading to the city nearby, tzeentch remind quiet while Nurgle made sure to drive safely

"Nurgle."
"Huh, yes?"
"Can I turn in the radio?"
"Yeah sure"

Switching the radio frequency to his desirable music, tzeentch sat back down as he listen to the radio