The misadventures of the chaos gods

Chapter 2

Within a purple and pink realm lay the chaos god of pleasure and kinkyness, slaanesh lay on n her giant queen size bed. She looked Blanky at the ceiling finding nothing to do

Her army was relaxing after killing a planet and taking in a few million guards men, the realm was in war again and she found it buried f to send an army to take pleasure of taking a life

Slaanesh sighed as she stood up from her bed, she walked out her room and entered her living room. The sat on her couch and grabbed the remote turning on the tv

Some shows and movies were playing such as

'Adventure end'
'Waterdull'
'Game of krone'
'Krane and sarrin'

As for movies

'Galaxy wars'
'Anger extreme: fury wasaaagggghhh!'
'The chaosfather'
'The psyker of woes'

"Ugh! There's nothing to do in this damn place!"

Knock knock!

"Who could that be?"

Slaanesh said, she walked over to her front door and to her surprise it was khorne with a rubber chicken squeezed tightly in his grip, he had blood dripping through the cracks of his armor meaning.....

"Oh.....did someone made you ma-"
"Nnnoo! I am not fucking mad! OF COURSE AM FUCKING MAD! SOME FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT PUT FUCKING THIS-"

Khorne shouted, his glowing red soul glowing Brighter with a flaming aura surrounding him, times like this slaanesh get scared along side her siblings because in khorne enraged state he could destroy a god with a single glare

Thankfully he was still explaining his story and was using the poor rubber chicken as a stress ball which as this point melted and popped not handling his intense rage

"-ON MY THRONE! AND FUCKING UNDERNEATH THE GROUND SO I KEPT HEARING THE FUCKING SQUEAKING EVERY FUCKING TIME I STEPPED ON THE GODDAMN GROUND! YOUR THE ONLY ONE STUPID ENOUGH TO BE A BITCH TO FUCKING SCREW AROUND WITH ME!!"
"B-but I didn't do it! I swear on my dildo!"
"THEN WHO FUCKING DID?!?!?!"

Slaanesh wondered who could have done this, it couldn't be tzeentch because he was too busy scheming like always. Nurgle would have made the chicken smell of his scent and covered in his disgusting matter

And it diffidently not her, rubber chicken, prank.....in a instant slaanesh mind clicked, she knew exactly who it was.....

"Khorne"
"What?!"
"I believe it was cegorach, the laughing god"
"Cegorach....cegorach....yes....of course! It's was that shitty fucking clown!"
"You mind if I tag along, I got nothing else to do and I would like to make that creepy ass clown suffer"
"The more the fucking merrier!"

The two then left slaanesh's realm, the two using their combined power made a portal to the webway where the laughing god resided. Stepping in the webway they looked around

The place was more of tunnels then an actually home where cegorach lived, the two gods travel through the tunnels using their power to find cegorach. As the continued walking slaanesh watched khorne

He stomped a bit and his eyes glowed a piercing crimson red, slaanesh giggled a bit seeing her brother act a bit childish for a prank but it was khorne all things violent and anger despite being the god of justice weirdly enough

The two stopped sensing cegorach nearby, the two got down and crouched near a large opening in the tunnel, they came closer and they peaked over the edge to see cegorach the laughing god

He sat on a rocking chair staring at a flatscreen tv, he watched a comedy show and was laughing with his eyes tearing up

"Ahahahahahahahah-HA! So damn funny!!"
"I hate that fucking clown......"
"Wait, khorne I have a brilliant idea!"
"Huh? Like your idea to have a everyone wear a kinky outfit and you 'accidentally' bringing in a bunch of horny people then calling the Halloween party a orgy?"
"Shut up! We had fun!"
"Rrrrright....."
"But no, for real! I have a plan to prank that ugly clown back!"
"Really!"
"Yeah! Alright this is how it will go......"

Slaanesh then whispered into khorne's ear, his face becoming doubtful to interested to chuckling

"That's fucking hilarious! And evil!"
"You know me~"

Khorne shivered, he back away and touched his ear

"Did you fucking lick my ear?!"
"Yup!"

Montage of the plan......

The plan was going great, slaanesh gathered the items for the prank while khorne gathered other things. The two gods worked together and built a normal box

But what was inside the box was the prank, the two gods looked over the regular box and grinned evilly

"This going to be so fucking good"
"This is going to be so funny!"

The two opened the webway once again and entering the tunnels once again, they quietly walked and took turns towards cegorach's location. Slaanesh and khorne changed their appearance to a mail man

Khorne with a black mail man outfit, black cap, red crimson shoes and red eyes, he also was very muscular causing slaanesh who wore the same attire but with purple shoes to immediately salivate

"Ooooh khorne! What i would do to you if I had the chance~"
"Quiet! Let's just give him the package and record it!"

Khorne shouted, he and slaanesh teleported to the front door of cegorach's 'house' and knocked on it, the door unlocked as cegorach towered over the two (who stood 5'9 with khorne and slaanesh at 5'8, cegorach standing at 7'8)

"A package?"
"Hello sir! We have a package delivered to you by a follow of you! He said it's a 'surprise' he wishes to given directly to you!"
"Yeah, sadly he couldn't come to give it to you personally mr. Cegorach sir"
"Awww! How lovely! Welp, I guess I'll take it! Give my follower my thanks!"

Handing the package to the laughing god, cegorach took the box inside his house as khorne grinned evilly while slaanesh tried to contain her giggling from the anticipation

Cegorach lay the box down, the webway seemed to have slowed down as cegorach opened the box. Immediately a pink, large dildo hit cegorach in the face

Then after a power hammer came out and hit cegorach repeatedly until a black gun popped out and shot some strange white liquid. This blinded cegorach who screamed as some of the liquid entered his mouth

He tried to shield himself from the gun but it kept going, then the box shook and cegorach was soon covered in blood much to his disgust, he attempted to get up but slipped on the mixed liquids as fell face first onto the pool of liquids

Then a arm reached out and threw a pie on top of cegorach's head, a camera which was recording the prank send a video back to khorne and slaanesh who who crying tears of laughter and rolling on the ground clutching their stomachs

"Oh my-AHAHAHAHAHAHA-fucking god! That was totally fucking-ahahahaha-so f-ahaha-fucking funny! I think I'd popped a lung!"
"I guess you-snort- could say he IS the clown!"
"Ahahahahahaha!"

The two just laughed as khorne got his 'justice' while slaanesh got her 'pleasure' the two continued laughing as everything was right in the world