The misadventures of the chaos gods

Chapter 4

Within a damn confusing realm and ever changing structure, tzeentch the god of change was in his home scheming like a big nerd he was, he was changing things in and out of the warp and material realm

"Ohh! Joe had a had a baby! Should it live or die? That unit of humans are stuck in a tight spot, Ron is eating a ice cre-oops it slipped! Hehehe!"

Ring! Ring!

"Hmm?"

Floating over to his telephone which changed to a different style or material, tzeentch picked it up and put it up to his ear

"This is the tzeentch residence, to whom am I speaking to?"
"Listen up little bitch, I took your shit and am not disclosing what it is I took but if you want it back. You'll have to find me and take it back"

Tzeentch upon hearing this suddenly changed tone, his voice became deeper and colder as he said

"Look. I don't know who you are or what you want, but I'll tell you, I have a particular set of skills, skills I've acquired over a long career that make a nightmare to individuals like you. If you returned to me what you have stolen that will be the end of it, I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don't I will look for you, i will find you......and I will kill you....."

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"Come find me, nerd"

Beeeeeeeeeeeeep!

"That guy is going downer then a rebellion on a imperium control planet, but I will need assistance...."

He thought of who could help him, khorne would probably kill the person if they find him, slaanesh....ew he doesn't want to think about what she would do, Nurgle.....maybe if he can keep a cool head and doesn't screw up then he could be helpful

Opening a portal to Nurgle's realm tzeentch stepped on Nurgle's front yard. He floated towards Nurgle's front door, knocking four times tzeentch shouted

"Nurgle! Nurgle! Come on out! I am in need of your assistance!"

Tzeentch knocked again but saw the door slightly crack opened, he realized that the door was unlocked, he stepped (floated) inside to see the place was a mess

The living room (which was stained) had tables, chairs, tv, phone and couch broken or misplaced. Tzeentch looked around, the place was ruined as if a animal ran inside and made a mess

Tzeentch floated into Nurgle's kitchen and saw a knife stabbed into the wall, he saw a note attached ti the knife and pulled out the knife, he took the note which read:

I took your disgusting of a god you call 'brother' and if you want to see his ugly ass again, follow these instructions below

"WHAT?!?!?!"

Tzeentch shouted in pure rage, the house shook as glass either shattered or exploded, he gripped the paper tightly and angrily read the instructions

"One, don't call for help, it is useless. Two, come find me in ########### then we'll fight to earn his freedom"

Tzeentch thought whoever this person was, they were getting the bloody rage of three chaos gods coming to kill his ass. Tzeentch floated back into the living room

On the floor was Nurgle's phone which fell on the floor, he picked up the phone and called his siblings

"Come on, come on, come on! Pick up you fucks!"
*sorry, but the line you just called has been kidnapped. Leave a message*
"HUH?!?!?!?! OK. I'LL FIND THAT FUCKER AND SKIN HIM OF HIS SKULL! FUCKING WARP I SOUND LIKE KHORNE!!"