The misadventures of the chaos gods

Chapter 5

Sitting around a large table, the four chose gods sat in their respective thrones. Slouching or tapping their seats, they all collectively groan in utter boredom

"Am so.....boooooooorrrreeeeed!"

Slaanesh whined, she whined some more when khorne getting angry at the boredom and his sisters whining shouted at her

"SHUT UP! AM FUCKING BORED TOO! SO DON'T ACT LIKE YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE!"
"P-please no fighting"

Nurgle said, tzeentch just sighed as he spoke

"Look, we are all bored and have absolutely nothing to do. Why don't we play a game?"
"Like what? Lenga? White Jack? Game of death?"
"I fucking hate these censorship....."

Tzeentch mumbled

"What was that, tzeentch?"
"Nothing...."
"Alright! Let's pick a game to play, the winner gets to have each other's stuff"
"Oooh! Then I want khorne's virginity!"
"I want your friendships!"
"I want you to play a little game of mines!"
"I want slaanesh's sex toys collection!"
"Wait what?! K- khorne why would you want that?"
"To burn them all and release them of their eternal suffering......cough! andfuckherover cough!"

Tzeentch grinned, he took our four decks for all of them

"Let's play paradox-"
"NO!"

Khorne shouted taking out his chainaxe and cutting the table to tiny bits and pieces, he huffed and buffed and hit the table one more time destroying the cards and the table

"You did the right thing, khorne"
"Thank you for saving us of our ears"
"Your....huff welcome"
"Sigh I guess we could play uno...."
"YEAH!!!"

A few seconds later

Holding five cards in their hands, Nurgle was first and placed a green five, khorne scrunched his face in annoyance (even though you can't see it behind his helmet) and grunted

Slaanesh was second, khorne was third and tzeentch was last, putting down a green 7 khorne's eyes glow bright red as he nearly crushed his cards, putting down his only green card tzeentch could see khorne's rage wailing up

"Nehehehe"

He laughed in his thoughts before putting down a wild card

"Oh no!"
"On no!"
"OH FUCK!"
"I pick.....blue! Now Nurgle you must pick up two more cards!"
"Damn you brother!"
"Ahaha! Many have said that, so draw two more cards Nurgle!"

Whimpering as if he was some sort of wounded animal, Nurgle I picked up two more cards and khorne glared at tzeentch

"You'll pay for that"
"Yeah, whatever rage quitter"
"The fuck did yo-"
"Alright! Continue on Nurgle!"
"Dipshit...."

Nurgle muttered as he placed down a blue 8, slaanesh put down a blue 4 while khorne grunted

"I have no matching....."
"Oh weeeeeeell-pick from deck-boot sucker"
"[angry noises]"

Taking out a card from the deck, khorne picked another and another, and another, another, another, another, another until......

"WHY CAN'T I GET A MATCHING FUCKING CARD?!?!?!?!"
"Ooooooh nooooo! I guess you have to keep drawing cards until you get one khorne"
"THIS SOME BULLSHIT!"

Taking out 9 more cards, khorne finally gotten a blue card. He slammed it down as his aura grew with rage and boiling blood leaked out the open areas on his armor

Tzeentch could be seen with a grin, he then placed down a plus 4 much to Nurgle's sadness and khorne's absolute rage

"Now Nurgle, take four cards as I pick the color yellow"
"Why me........"

Khorne felt the need to punch tzeentch in his stupid shit eating grin face for screwing over their sibling, slaanesh patted his head as Nurgle took four cards making a total of 10 cards

"Fucking shit! Fucking tzeentch and his planning shittery again! If Nurgle  and slaanesh get decked out early especially since tzeentch only has 3 cards left, we'll all be too late to stop him and he'll win! Fuck! N-no! I must have faith in my siblings.....and my cards....h-how did that shit go again? The....t-the.....kidney of the cards?"
"Snickers tehehehehehehe!"

Holding still for a moment, khorne lifted his head up and looked towards tzeentch who upon noticing his brothers starring looked back at him confused

"Wait a fucking minute....."
"Eh?"
"Did you see into the fucking future?!"

Now having all three gods stare right back at him, tzeentch remained quiet as he stared back at his siblings......

"Oh! What is the future really though?"
"You scheming fuckhead! You knew how the game would go and what to plan out! You knew all of this from the beginning!"
"I mean you're all are going to lose soooo it doesn't matter right?"
"No! That's fucking cheating!"
"Yeah! You knew you we're going to win so you cheated!"
"It doesn't matter, Am still going to win either way and am going to still take your stuff in the end"

Now with pure rage and anger, the three chaos gods then nod to each other before Nurgle placed down a red 5 which then khorne followed up with a red 5 and slaanesh using a red 7

Tzeentch seeing he had no reds silently cursed under his breath before hesitating to lick a another crud from the deck, he took out another and another and another and another and another and another-

"FUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK!"
"Eat shit!"
"FUCK YOU NURGLE!"
"STOP SCREAMING YOU FUCKING NOISE MARINE!"
"FINE!"

Going to his 7th card, tzeentch sighed before picking another card and placing a red 8, the three chose gods grin before putting down red cards. This went on for a few minutes with the three gods placing down matching cards to screw over tzeentch

Tzeentch grumbled under his breath insults towards his siblings, saying stuff like 'triple-check fagot' 'angry marine captain wannabe' and 'huge slut'

The three gods then saw that they only had 3 cards left with tzeentch having a total of 5 cards lefts with Nurgle having 2 card left, Nurgle was smiling brightly at this

Tzeentch seemed to be quiet and calm, despite clearly being disadvantaged in the game. He seemed not worried, eventually Nurgle was now left with 1 card left

"Yes! Yes! YES! Bread for the game god! Mountain Dew for the gamer!"

Tzeentch then looked at his cards, he grin before quietly chuckling, until going into a full blown laughter

"[NERD LAUGHTER]"
"What's so fucking funny egghead?!"
"Snort-because you guys just lost....."
"I beg your fucking pardon?"
"Well....."

Tzeentch then took out a wild card

"Now then.....I choose a blue"

Placing down his blue card, tzeentch then placed down a wild card, another, another, another, another and another winning the game

"What the actual.....shit"
"Now then, I won that game by saving all my wild cards. You are now my pawns for a game.....but what will be?"

Just like that, tzeentch won and laughed out loud as his siblings stare in complete disbelief.