The misadventures of the chaos gods

Chapter 3

Running down a dark alley, the four chaos gods were bruised and dirty. They had a human appearance and they wished they never got into this situation

"Run for our fucking divine asses!"
"I swear, I'll kill them!"
"Just the fuck up, khorne! I would be aroused but am so fucking scared!"

The four heard loud stomping footsteps, Nurgle looked behind to see glowing blue eyes stare menacingly right back at him

You might be wondering, the the fuck is going on? Well this is how it started......

Yesterday

Within the realm of the warp, the four chaos gods sat in their thrones looking bored, nothing was going on just the usual deaths, praying to them, getting more power just a usual day for the gods

Khorne sat on his throne looking bored, he sighed as he grabbed his chain axe and scratched his back.

"So......FUCKING BORING!!"
"My lord?"

Khorne looked to his left, peaking over his large Thorne was one of his servants who kept his home nice and tidy in khorne's personal opinion

"What it is?"
"Maybe.....maybe you should go out to the mortal realm with your siblings, I heard from a human that they opened a new fancy night club on a pleasure world. It would be nice for you to go out and hang out with your siblings and having fun."
"Hmmm........."

Khorne thought, he did have fun with his siblings especially since together chaos had an entirety new meaning with all of them together even if they hated each other's and if it was just for a second

Khorne grinned thinking of the possibilities, ugh now he sounds like tzeentch

"Very well, I khorne the god of war shall go out on the fucking town!"
"Very good my lord!"
"Shut the fuck up....."

Khorne muttered, he sent the servant to get his phone who he rushed over to his iron stool which lay khorne's telephone, it was made of iron and covered in sharp spikes with blood painting it

The servant brought over the phone being careful to touch the bottom to not stab himself, khorne took the phone stretching out the barb wire which acted as the cable

Khorne dialed his siblings, the phone rang a few times as khorne tapped on his throne. It picked as mixed voices spoke

"Hellllloo~"
"Greetings."
"Haaay!"
"My brothers and sisters! I khorne have an offfer which none of you can refuse!"
"Your dick?!~"
"Your mind?!"
"Your friendship?!"
"What?! No!! No to all of that fucking assumption!"
"Then what is it? My fate is telling me it's going to be good!"
"I wanted to ask if you guys wanted to go to the mortal realm and go to a new night club that opened on a pleasure world"
"I human nigh club?! Yes! I can't wait to get my cheeks clapped!"
"So many possibilities in such a small place, I accept this invitation"
"I wanna go!"
"Great! I'll so you all in a two hours"

Khorne hung up the phone, he chuckled as his siblings would caused chaos but not the way they wanted.....

Small time skip

The chaos gods changed their appearance to look human, khorne wearing a black suit with red axes symbols knitted inside with khorne's mark as well, he combed his hair back, he had tanned skin with black hair and dark red eyes

Tzeentch took the form of a tall, pale man with a dark blue blazer with his symbol traced on his tie, wearing a navy blue dress shirt with black dress pants and dress shoes tzeentch grinned into the mirror showing off his dark blue eyes through his glasses