Rewriting Fate

Two Guys, A Kid, and A Baby

Before anyone asks, yes this is a reference off of a DBZ parody.

The afternoon of a Friday came with the members of Izuku's harem and him dressing up rather nicely. Their goal tonight was to have a group date. Now in their case, this tends to be a problem more because they need to watch Eri and Tenko. Because it's been a while since they've done something together without taking turns or anything like that, Bakugou 'volunteered' for this assignment and was watching the kids for the evening.

"Alright. The emergency numbers are on the fridge, food for Eri and Tenko is already prepped out in the fridge, so all you have to do is heat it. Also, Eri doesn't like her food touching other food, so make sure you take that into caution. Oh, and Tenko needs a bath before going to bed. If you use the lavender baby body wash, he'll go to bed for you a lot easier. Also make sure Monchan isn't near when he goes to-"

"JUST SHUT UP AND LET ME READ YOUR INSTRUCTIONS, NERD! I CAN READ WHAT YOU PUT DOWN!" Bakugou shouted in anger at Izuku while reading down everything on the paper. "Is there anything you didn't put on here?"

"My brother is coming to help." Shoko came over and explained this to anger Bakugou for some reason.

"WHAT, YOU THINK I CAN'T HANDLE WATCHING A FUCKING KID AND BABY!?"

"I don't trust your mouth around them. What if your comments corrupt Eri or even Tenko?"

"He's not even 4 months old, Icyhot. What type of 'corruption' could I give him?" Both Izuku and Shoko blankly stared at Bakugou as he said this to make the ash blond twitch his eye while staring at them. "When is he gonna be here?"

"Any minute."

On cue, the door opened for a guy with white hair to walk in with a huge smile on his face. "Hey! Sho! I'm here!"

"Thank you for doing this, Natsuo. It's been a while since I've seen you. I hope you're doing well."

"I'm doing awesome!" Out of the corner of his eye, Natsuo noticed Tenko on the floor nibbling on a baby toy with Monchan beside him laying on his belly nodding off. "I'm guessing this is Tenko. Dad really got peeved when he found out you not only had your cherry popped, but also had a bun in your oven. I could see the steam coming out of his ears when he tried to make logic with you dating All Might's son too." Natsuo started to laugh before lifting Tenko up and looking at him. The small infant didn't know who the man that lifted him up was to merely stare blankly at him. "Hey there, little guy. I'm your uncle Natsuo." Seeing the smile, Tenko immediately smiled back and laughed at this before trying to hug his uncle.

"So does that mean that man is my uncle too, mommy Shoko?" Eri asked, looking up from her coloring book she was drawing in on the table.

"And who's this kid? Did you get knocked up twice, Sho?"

"This is Eri. She's Izuku's adopted daughter. So she's also my daughter. She's been through a lot before she came here, so she might be hard to warm up to right off the bat. Just give her space if she needs it."

"Roger that."

"Oi! Let's go! I wanna at least see the movie before we head to my place for a release of frustration!" Rumi shouted in anger as Mei started to laugh hysterically at this.

"We're on our way." Izuku went over to Tenko and gave him a hug and a kiss on his forehead goodbye. "I'll see you tomorrow Tenko. Be good for your uncle and Kaachan." He then moved to Eri who gave him a hug as well before he kissed her horn. "Goodbye Eri, I'll see you tomorrow when you get up."

"By daddy." The girls did a similar thing to both children before heading out to catch the movie they were going to see. Once they left, Natsuo and Bakugou stared at one another.