"So, Senku, who are we reviving first?" Taiju asks.
"We're going to wake up everyone eventually." Senku remarks, "What does it matter who we start with?" He snickers and shrugs, "Although it would suck if we woke up a murderer right off the bat."
"I'd rather not joke about that.." (Y/n) says sheepishly.
Taiju hesitates, "I see." He travels his eyes downwards.
Senku reads his expression and stands up from sitting on the furnace, "I don't feel like choosing who we wake up. Do you, chef?"
(Y/n) shakes her head, "Sounds like a lot of effort.." She follows along his act.
"Right?" Senku stretches out the word before pointing at Taiju, claiming, "Taiju, it's your choice." He and (Y/n) exchange a smile towards Taiju, who smiles right back at them with no second thought.
"Thanks, Senku, (Y/n)." He says, "My answer is obvious."
The three arrive at the tree where Yuzuriha's body of stone stood against it, standing firmly across from her, with Senku holding the bottle of the revival fluid. "The time has finally come." Taiju says lowly. He turns to glare down at the bottle Senku held, "That water's going to undo the petrification and revive her, right?"
"Yeah, it should." Senku answers before saying lowly, "I tried it on a piece of a shattered statue, and it turned into a corpse." He grins out of amusement as he spins the bottle under the grip of his hand.
"You're so disrespectful!" Taiju scolds at him.
"How could you?!" Followed by (Y/n)
"I did try putting all the pieces back together first, but it looks like you can't save someone once they're dead. They made a noble sacrifice. Send up a prayer or something." Senku says.
"Right!" Taiju obliges, pressing his hands together in front of him, "Rest in peace, rest in peace, rest in peace, rest in peace..." Once doing so, he climbs up the tree to head up to Yuzuriha while Senku gestures the bottle from behind, 'Sorry I kept you waiting for 3,700 years, Yuzuriha. I'm going to bring you back to life now.' Before he accepts the bottle from Senku, Taiju's eyes widened out of realization, "Wait, Senku! Yuzuriha's naked!" He uses two of his fingers to poke Senku's eyes. "We can't! We can't revive her like this!"
(Y/n) stammers as she hovers her hands around Senku as he uses his hands to ease the pain he received in his eyes, "Here you go again with your illogical nonsense...we're in a stone world. It's kind of an emergency. No one's going to care if your butt's showing or if your dick's hanging out."
"Don't say it like that.." (Y/n) exchanges a dead panned expression at him.
"Yuzuriha doesn't have a dick!" Taiju states firmly with a hint of irritation.
"That's not the point!" Senku and (Y/n) say in unison.
Taiju lifts Yuzuriha's stone body above himself, saying, "We have to take her back to camp and put clothes on her first."
"How heavy is that statue anyway?" Senku questions. "Yuzuriha isn't fat!" Taiju claims before marching off. "That's not my point.." Senku repeats. "Well, it can't be helped.." (Y/n) says before following Taiju from behind.
"I mean, wouldn't it be ten billion times quicker to wake her up and have her walk?" Senku adds, "How illogical can you--" He hears a sudden roar from behind, darting his body to fully turn to the direction where he heard the voice, "Wait, big oaf, chef!" The two oblige, turning slightly to glance at Senku before they had encountered a lion out of the blue that appeared from the bushes.
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Impressionable (Senku Ishigami x Reader)
FanfictionMany people question why (y/n) smiles very frequently, or why she was so formal with others. It was because of her kindness to others that it gave her a reputation of a goddess. Though, little did they know that they were very wrong in their assumpt...