maria: hey that guy you met last night was pretty cute
y/n: that guy was chico. he tried to kill me
maria: still cute
y/n: stop trying to set me up. you're not good at it.
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billy: *screaming:*
billy: damn! what the hell is wrong with you two?!
marcus: *calm as ever*
marcus: we love each other
billy: *speechless*
billy: you tried to push them off a bridge
y/n: typical tuesday, we are a couple
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saya: *nonanchantly*
saya: i want to steal a street sign
y/n: *thinking*
y/n: but it has to be something unnecessary like...
saya: ...like a detour sign
y/n: *not even thinking about it*
y/n: yeah, exactly
marcus: *panicking*
marcus: guys?!
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viktor: *flirting*
viktor: are you lost princess?
petra: no. i'm pretty sure the best run away route is this way. i appreciate the concern though.
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y/n: *maybe high maybe not*
y/n: what if cinderella was a baking slave instead of a cleaning slave and her name was mozzarella
marcus: *stunned*
marcus: don't ever talk to me again
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master lin: aww look at them - so young and willing to get themselves killed.
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petra: *an empath*: i sense someone needs a happy meal
y/n: *death stare*
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billy: what's our exit strategy?
marcus: our what?
billy: oh my god, we're all going to die
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maria: it'll be easy. you just have to seduce them
y/n: you're kidding, right? I'm about as seductive as a cabbage.
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maria: *stressed*
maria: i need to go de-stress
y/n: *painting her nails*
y/n: where are you going?
maria: to demolish the living room
y/n: *nods understandingly*
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petra: you know what? fuck billy. i'll just date myself
y/n: *proud*
petra: *thinking*
petra: wanna cheat on me with me?
y/n: thought you'd never ask
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y/n: *at a wedding*
marcus: *y/n's date*
y/n: someone's gonna end up crying. probably me
marcus: *chuckling*
marcus: you aren't even the bride
y/n: *staring wide eyed at marcus*
marcus: aww, sorry love. i'll make it up soon
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maria: *trying on dresses*
y/n: you look like a prostitute
y/n: *thinking*
y/n: is that available in my size?
maria: *giving y/n the dress*
maria, y/n: *paying for their dresses*
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y/n: *on her period*
y/n: I FEEL THE POWER OF SATAN INSIDE ME
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lex: *throwing a tantrum*
willie: bitch please
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billy: i have a headache
saya: that's your brain tyring to understand how stupid it is
billy: *hits saya's shouder*
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the group: *at a party*
brandy: i can see your bra
y/n: good, it was expensive
y/n: *flips her hair*
marcus: *proud boy*
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wilie: IDOTS!!!!
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marcus: *protecting y/n in shabnam's house*
marcus: i won't let them hurt you, sweetheart
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halcyon | marcus lopez arguello ¹
Fanfiction𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐜𝐲𝐨𝐧 (adj.) calm and peaceful; happy, prosperous.
