Dick; "I do what I want."
The rest of TT; "We're calling Kori."
Dick; "No wait-"
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JL; "Only JL members are allowed in here. Who is that?" *motions to a very young Dick*
Bruce; "Excuse me, this is my emotional support acrobat. He fights crime with me."
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Bruce; "You have to do this alone."
Dick; "But with Wally."
Bruce; "No you can't take anyone."
Dick; "Just Wally."
Bruce; "No Dick, alone."
Dick; "Ah, gotcha" *winks* "alone."
Bruce; "no-"
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Jason; "I will do this alone"
Jason; "With Roy."
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JL; *going on a mission.* *Sees Bruce with a new Robin/Batgirl*
JL; "Batman let me see what you have!?"
Bruce; "A child."
Diana; "NO!"
Clark; "Oh my god how did he get another one!?"
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Dick; "How does all of Gotham know I'm gay?"
Kori; "I only told Donna."
Donna; "I only told Garth."
Garth; "I only told Wally."
Wally; "And I told many, many people."
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Bruce; "Barbara has a crush on Dick, Kori has a crush on Dick, Kate has a crush on Dick, Slade used to have a 'crush' on Dick - is there anyone who isn't in love with my ward???"
Wally; *Raises hand*
Jason; "Put your hand down, idiot."
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Duke; *To Dick* "Hey, so if you can speak all these languages, which one do you think in?"
Damian; "Bold of you to assume he thinks."
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Jason; "I typed 'bit*h' into my gps and I'm in your driveway."
Tim; "It's 2am, Jason."
Jason; "Vroom vroom, mother fu*ker."
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Bernard; "You should be jealous of me."
Tim; "And why's that?"
Bernard; *Walking away* "Because my boyfriend is way hotter than yours."
Tim; "Wai-"
Tim; "But I'm your-"
Tim; *Grabbing flowers and a ring* "BERNARD GET BACK HERE!"
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Selina; "So who's the more clingy one?"
Dick; *sitting in Wallys lap with arms around his neck and face bruised in his chest* "Wally."
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Damian; *Throws flowers at Jon's face.* "Take these!"
Jon; "To who?"
Damian; "Just take them!"
Jon; "To who??"
Damian; "TO YOURSELF!"
Jon; *Blushes* "Oh. Thank you."
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Bruce; "Jason, Do not, under any circumstances, do the thing."
Jason out of sight, currently in the process of doing the thing; "Bruce, please. I would never."
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Bruce; "No matter how many times you save Gotham, it always manages to get back in jeopardy again. Sometimes I just want it to stay saved! You know, for a little bit. I feel like a maid; I just cleaned up this mess! Can we keep it clean for...for ten minutes?
Alfred; "Master Bruce, you can't even manage to keep your own room clean."
Bruce; "That's besides the point."
Dick; *snorts*
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Selina; "Bruce, I'm sorry, but we can't be together."
Bruce; "I don't care about class, Selina. I don't care what others have to say. You're a wonderful person and I love you. Nothing is ever going to change that."
Selina; "No I'm talking about the fact that you're banging Clark Kent."
Bruce; "Ah."
Bruce; "Right."
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Jon; *exists*
Damian; "Just to make it clear I'm not gay or anything and just cause you're pretty doesn't mean-"
Jon; :)
Damian; "Marry me."
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Clark; *wearing one of Bruce's shirts*
Oliver; "I know you spent the night with Bruce last night."
Clark; *Internally* "Quick act dumb."
Clark; "Who's Bruce?"
Clark; *internally* "Not that dumb!"
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[On a mission over night in the woods]
Jason; "Lie on your side."
Roy; "what?"
Jason; "When you lie on your back, you snore. It's very annoying."
Roy; ... *Turns over*
Kori; "Gay."
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[Batfam playing Never-have-I-ever]
Duke; "Never have I ever...ridden a speedboat."
Dick; "I've ridden a speedster, does that count?"
Everyone else; *stares*
Dick; "Is that a no?"
Wally; *Facepalms*
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Tim; "This food is too hot, I can't eat it."
Jason; "You're hot, but I still eat you."
Bruce slamming his glass down on the table; "ONE DINNER!"
Bruce; "ONE PEACEFUL DINNER IS ALL I ASKED FOR!"
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