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KAISERNEKO: The following is a fan based parody. Dragonball, Dragonball Z, and Dragonball GT are all owned by FUNimation, Toei Animation, Fuji T.V., and Akira Toriyama. Please support the official release.
(scene changes to a dark room with swinging pendulum in the ceiling as Mr. Popo, Krillin, Yamcha, Tien holding Chiaoutzu, and Yajirobe are seen walking forward)
KRILLIN: Um. Mr. Popo, are you sure this'll make us strong-
MR. POPO: Pecking order.
KRILLIN: Sorry!
(everyone arrives at the Pendulum Room)
MR. POPO: Damn right you are. Now, stand in this circle here.
(everyone minus Yajirobe are seen standing on the magic circle)
TIEN: You mean, like this?
MR. POPO: Yeah. Bye!
KRILLIN: Wait, what?!
(everyone gets teleported to another dimension)
[OPENING SEQUENCE]
(scene changes to King Kai's planet)
KING KAI: Alright, today we will commence your training.
ZANE: f*cking finally...
GOKi: Woohoo! Alright! Now, what's my first lesson?
KING KAI: First, you must--
GOKI: Catch the monkey! (begins chasing Bubbles)
ZANE: Goki... what the f*ck?
KING KAI: Actually, I was going to--
GOKI: (continues to chase Bubbles) Whee!
KING KAI: Okay, have fun with that. (Too Zane) how long will she be at that?
ZANE: A few hours...
(scene changes to the Z Fighters walking in a ruined city)
NARRATOR: Meanwhile, in... somewhere...
YAMCHA: Wow, this place is a wreck.
TIEN: I know-- the desolation, the ruin, the horror.
KRILLIN: Where are we, New Orleans?
(record scratch)
TIEN: Krillin!
KRILLIN: What?
TIEN: Too soon!
(Chiaotzu looks at a helmet)
CHIAOTZU: Huh?
HELMET: (quickly) You must construct additional pylons.
(Chiaotzu shrieks)
TIEN: Chiaotzu, get away from there.
CHIAOTZU: Why?
(helmet disintegrates, revealing the head of a Saiyan)
TIEN: You have no idea where that's been-- it could give you an infection.
CHIAOTZU: You're not my dad-- don't tell me what to--
(Saiyan attacks Chioutzu, causing him to scream as he falls off the city)
TIEN: Chiaotzu, My partner!
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A F**ked up Adventure (Male OC X Dragon Ball Z Abridged)
FanficFollow the adventure of Zane, Goki, and the rest of the crew on a very fucked up adventure. They will fight lots of people, they will eat lots of muffins, and they will break the laws of physics like it's no one's business. They will also kick the s...
