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(scene opens up with Vegetto recovering from the Spirit Bomb)
VEGETTO: You know, at a time like this I really only have one thing to say to you... BITCH SLAP!!!
KRILLIN: OH SNAP!!!
(Vegetto slaps Krillin, knocking him down and whining in pain)
(Krillin Owned Count: 10)
VEGETTO: (walks up to the remaining Z-Fighters) And as for the rest of you... I'm going to end this, with a Big Bang... kind of attack.
(Vegetto begins gathering up energy)
ZANE: Good luck... (grabs Chiyo and vanishes)
GOKI: Oh, this isn't going to end well... (closes her eyes)
(Vegetto screams and unleashes an explosive attack, causing Krillin, Goki and Gohan, who gets knocked away, to scream)
VEGETTO: (breathes heavily and notices that everyone's still alive) Oh, you have got to be kidding me! They're still alive?! Oh to hell with it... (begins floating and lands next to Gohan, with an arrow pointing to his tail)
VEGETTO: (thinking) I may not have enough energy to kill you all at once, (begins walking towards Gohan) but I can still kill all of you without any troub--
(Yajirobe comes out of nowhere and slashes Vegetto's armor with his katana)
VEGETTO: You... You cut through my armor! This was a gift from my father!
YAJIROBE: I'm sorry, I'm sure your father was a great man!
VEGETTO: I hated my father!
YAJIROBE: Well then, I'm sure your father was a total prick.
VEGETTO: (punches Yajirobe in the face) How dare you talk about my father like that!
(Yajirobe gets sent flying into a pile of rocks)
VEGETTO: (while beating up Yajirobe) Finally, I can just sit back and enjoy myself. No cares in the world! (Gohan is seen staring at Vegetto's artificial moon) I can beat these worthless cretins all day long and I-- (stops attacking Yajirobe) I think I'm forgetting something...
(Gohan begins his transformation into an Ōzaru)
VEGETTO: Oh dammit, the kid-- that's right! (in her thoughts) Oh wait, I'll just become the mighty Ōzaru and... Wait, I don't have my tail! (out loud to Yajirobe) This fat bastard cut it off!!
YAJIROBE: Haha-- (gets hit) Ungh!
VEGETTO: (begins attacking Gohan to stop his transformation) No, no, stop it! Stop it, damn you! WHY?! WHY WON'T YOU PEOPLE JUST DIIIE?! (Gohan fully transforms into an Ōzaru)
KRILLIN: (noticing Gohan as an Ōzaru) Yay! Gohan's transformed! He's gonna save us all!
(Zane and Chiyo reappear)
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A F**ked up Adventure (Male OC X Dragon Ball Z Abridged)
FanfictionFollow the adventure of Zane, Goki, and the rest of the crew on a very fucked up adventure. They will fight lots of people, they will eat lots of muffins, and they will break the laws of physics like it's no one's business. They will also kick the s...
