Ok. I've got it all planned out. Today, at lunch, I'm going to find everyone and individually invite them all to a "birthday party". I'll lie, say I don't want any presents of any kind, and make them RSVP to my cell phone, which my mom never touches. Then, we'll meet up at my house, and I'll tell my mom I've invited some friends over. And then, I'll tell them about my thinking.
Little did I know, my plan would result in something awesome and unexpected happening.