3:1
(Enter Banquo, on his phone.)
BANQUO, DMing Macbeth: Congrats, dude. I hope you played fairly to become admin though.
MACBETH's DM: Awww, thank you <3 OH AND! I wanted to ask you if you wanted to join Gamer Night. Just you, me and the boys (gender neutral).
BANQUO: Sure, dude. Video call, or-?
MACBETH: Yep! Thanks dude, love you <3
BANQUO: Right back at ya! (Someone please teach Banquo how to use emoticons. He really wants to use them.)
MACBETH: Can,,, I come to your place first?
BANQUO: What, so you can play with Fleance?
MACBETH: No... yeah. Anyways, laters!
(Macbeth is offline. Exeunt.)
3:2
(Enter Macbeth and Lady Macbeth.)
LADY MAC: Is there a reason you wanted Gamer Night to be online?
MACBETH, acting very suspicious: Noooo...
LADY MAC, deadpanning at him: You want to kick Banquo off the server, don't you.
MACBETH: He's a threat to my throne! D:
LADY MAC: That's your boyfriend, idiot.
MACBETH: Shhh. Lemme perform my plan in peace. Adios!
(Exit Macbeth. Lady Macbeth facepalms, then exits.)
3:3
(Banquo's house. Enter Banquo. Fleance is here by default.)
BANQUO: Aww, Fleance, my tiny son. I love you very much, because you're the only one who understands me,,,
(Enter Macbeth.)
MACBETH: Hey dude! (He kisses Banquo on the cheek. These bitches gay, good for them.)
FLEANCE: *generic cat noise* (Friendly reminder that Fleance is a cat. He crawls onto Macbeth's lap.)
BANQUO: He loves you more than me! (Banquo is visibly distraught. He pets Fleance anyway because he's irresistible.)
MACBETH: That's not true- (He yoinks Banquo's phone. Banquo looks very confused.) I just wanted to check something. :)
(Macbeth goes onto Banquo's discord account and makes him leave the server.)
MACBETH, using poor distraction tactics: Say, remember that Minecraft game we had? Good times.
BANQUO: Yeah!
MACBETH, looking at his non-existent watch: Aww darn, look at the time! Em said I had to get home early! (he gets up, to Fleance's dismay.)
BANQUO: Okay, don't die or anything. (He takes his phone back.)
MACBETH: I won't, don't worry. See ya! (exit Macbeth.)
(Exit Banquo, Fleance in his hands.)
3:4
(Gamer Night. This scene takes place on the Discord server. POV: the Macbeths' place. Any real-life activity will happen there.)
MACBETH, on the video call: Thanks for attending Gamer Night, guys. I wanted to try something new this week!
MACDUFF: Very cool. Minecraft again?
MACBETH: Yep! We can try going to the... Nether... again... (He trails off. Then, he jumps onto his chair. Mac looks very scared.) whY ARE YOU HERE-
YOU ARE READING
mcdeath™
Humori basically made umm a rewrite of macbeth! it's a modern au, everyone has discord, and everyone's gay. (i also have it on ao3!!) this is meant to be lighthearted and funny, as you can see by the cover ^^