Maurice
The Seonee jungle, in India.
King Julien
What's an India.
Maurice
This is exactly why your kingdom is in ruins.
King Julien
Yeah whatever Maurice, take me to King Louie!
Maurice
How are we supposed to get there?
King Julien
Leave it to..... Timo! Mort, pack your bags, we're move it moving it to andya to look for King Louie.
Maurice
It's India.
King Julien
Pineapple pineapple, come on, let's go see Timo!
Maurice
what.
The three head over to Timo
King Julien
TIMO!
Timo
Snort what is it Julien?
King Julien
I want to go to India!
Timo
Hmm, according to my calculations-
King Julien
Oh my God... shut the fuck up you little geek just show me where I can get moving.
Timo
O-of course, my king, here's a boat, just sail north-west and you'll land there eventually.
King Julien
Nice! Now let me give one final speech to my people!
King Julien
Lemurs of the Lemur Kingdom, I know things look bleak right now, but our future is saved thanks to some genius planning from me. I'm about to go on a dangerous journey to the forgotten land of India to collect the necessities needed to help you all out, so uhhh... let's hear it for Julien!
Everyone
We don't trust you!
King Julien
Wait and see you doubting douchebags!...Clover, you're in charge. I don't trust Maurice so he's coming with me.
Maurice
What?
Clover
I'll do the best I can, your majesty.
King Julien
Yes Clover, you will.
King Julien
So is it ready now?
Timo
Yes! Hop in it! Remember, North-West!
King Julien
Yeah whatever, drive it Maurice!
Maurice
Ok...
So Julien and the crew are at sea.
Maurice
North-West, North-West...
King Julien
I'M SO BORED!
Maurice
King Julien, it's been 5 minutes
King Julien
Well yeah Maurice, FIVE minutes. That's 300 seconds, which is a big number ok?
Maurice
I'm proud that you know that.
King Julien
And I'll be proud if you keep quiet! FOR FUCKS SAKE MORT GET OFF OF MY FEET!
Mort
Well I just can't resist myself when I'm that close to them!
King Julien
MAURICE! THROW HIM OVERBOARD OR SOMETHING!
Maurice
WHAT? NO WAY!
King Julien
Uh, yes way! I am the king, remember?
Maurice
Not outside your kingdom you aren't.
King Julien
Damnit...
Meanwhile
Solovar
You lose Grodd, you aren't getting the throne, get out.
Grodd
Whatever, I'll be back...
Solovar
I'll be waiting...
Back to the boat
Mort
King Julien, I'm getting a little sea sick- BLEHHHH
King Julien
Jesus Christ Mort can you not go 10 minutes without vomiting? It's disgusting man! All over my feet as well!
Mort
I'll lick it up for you!
Maurice
Ok I'll throw him overboard now.
King Julien
NO! I want my feet cleaned!
Maurice
Alright then... I'll just look away. Only a few more hours to go Maurice, just gotta cope with it.
King Julien
WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO SERVICE? STUPID PINEAPPLE PHONE! Ugh, I'm so bored!
A few hours later
Maurice
Julien wake up!
King Julien
Yes Mort that's the spot, oh Mort I love you so much- HUH WHAT JUST HAPPENED?
Maurice
Uhhh, we're here?
King Julien
Well then what are we waiting for? Let's move it to Louie!
They hop out of the boat, only for it to be instantly devoured by Jaws.
King Julien
WHAT THE FUCK?
Maurice
It's fine, I'm sure King Louie will have a few boats for us! He'll understand. Number 1 for a reason!
King Julien
Hey you're right! Yo, monkey. Where's your king at bro?
Bandar-Log Monkey
Louie?
King Julien
Uhhh, duh!
Bandar-Log Monkey
The big one or the little one? There's two of them.
Maurice
The one that won the primate kingdom award.
Bandar-Log Monkey
So the small one, PHEW! Ok, I'll tell you where he is, but why do you want to see him?
King Julien
Does this crown tell you anything? Sweetie, I'm royalty, so what I say goes, ok?
Bandar-Log Monkey
Who're you the king of?
King Julien
The Lemur Kingdom baby!
Bandar-Log Monkey
..never heard of it.
King Julien
Yeah, and I would've never heard of your stupid kingdom if it wasn't for that fatties Instagram post!
Maurice
Watch it!
King Julien
I'm sorry Maurice whispering it's just that guys giving me the creeps, he's uglyyyyy.
Anyway, where does he live?
Bandar-Log Monkey
He's usually at his bar or the ancient ruins.
King Julien
Let me get this straight, we have to check TWO places? You're lucky our boat was destroyed otherwise I would be out! That's way too much!
Bandar-Log Monkey
Yeah I couldn't care less, can I get a thank you?
Maurice
Thank you.
Bandar-Log Monkey
You're welcome.
King Julien
So where to go first?- MORT GET OFF OF MY FEET!
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