30. Foxy singing pirates

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MargarreteLian: Question: Omegabeth or Omebianca? BB only xD

Me: Mate, what do you mean by "BB only"? Anyway-

Piper: Since we don't know who Omega exactly is, were not answering this. Is Omegarkness considered?

Me: Is tht a ship of- Eeeew....

Omeg and Darkness: Eeeew! We're only friends!

Knowledge: How did you even come up with that schist?!

PurpleVirus: I dare Foxy to run aound the pizzeria singing 'You are a pirate' while wearing an underwear on his head

Me: Who's getting the underwear? From the laundry?

Hunters of Artemis: *Looks away, even me*

Artemis: *Looks away*

Apollo: You guys-

Artemis and hunters except me: *Death glare at Apollo*

Apollo: Er- ladies, you guys re seriously that disgusted?!

Me: I'm not disgusted, it's just I hate men.

Every guy in the room: *Bickering*

Every Gentleman, shy kid, and smarties: *Staying away*

Me: Fictional guys are fine, except Octavian. Boys at my school are an absolute disappointment. OC's are fine, too.

Jeneika: You haven't even read The Lost Hero! Why do you hate him?!

Me: HE MURDERED A FU**ING PANDA! NOBODY HURTS A PANDA!

Octavian: How do you even know that? And Percy's panda? It's stuffed!

Me: *Cuddling stuffed panda* I will never let Octavian hurt you, or else I'll steal Mark's warfstache and murder him!

Sonic.Exe: And you say that Jeff x Liu fanigrls are Fu**ing mental.

Jeff: They are! More mental than all the Creepypastas!

Mark: You'll steal my warfstache?

Me: It's not like, I sneak into your room at night and steal your warfstache and Tiny Box Tim, hahaha....

Me: And plus, listen to the song "You're Gonna Pay"!

Dr. Doll: That song you were singing in your room?

***A WEEK AGO***

Dr. Doll: *Passing by* *Hears singing in my room* *Leans in on door*

Me: All the hurt, all the pain, all the trust I must regain~

***Flashback over**

Dr. Doll: Thanks, Tim, for the vision.

Tiny box Tim: No problem, Doll!

Me: Just do the dare.

Mike: While you guys were having an argument, i took the liberty of getting a CLEAN underwear from the laundry room. *Hands Foxy underwear*

**At te '87 restaraunt***

Jeremy: (Thinking) Why is she so familiar?! And do I like her?! We're just co-workers....

Alexa: Hey freckles, take a look at this.

Jeremy: *Leans in*

Foxy: (Through camera) *Is singing You are a pirate with underwear on head*

Alexa & Jeremy: *Laughing*

Alexa: Don't lean in so close, freckles!

(Ask and dare away!)

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