Ask and dare the animatronics! [discontinued]

40. BONNIE THERE IS A DEAD HUMAN IN OUR PIZZERIA

PurpleVirus: I dare Freddy and Bonnie to reenact Llamas with hats! I need to see how funny it is!

Me: ;-; Ending.....

Bryce: ;-; the ending.....

Me & Bryce: *Cries together about the ending*

*Cue the stage* (Warning note: Freddy & Bonnie are in human form. It's gonna be hilarious.)

Bonnie: FREDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDYYYYYYY!THERE'S A DEAD IDIOT IN OUR PIZZERIA!!

Freddy: Oh hey, how did he get here?

Bonnie: FREDDDDDDDDYYYYYYY, WHAT DID YOU DO?!

Freddy: Me? Da- wha- i didn't do this!

Bonnie: Explain what happened, Freddy!

Freddy: I've never seen it before in my life.

Bonnie: Why did you kill this person Freddy?!

Freddy: I do not kill people. That is- That is my least favorite thing to do.

Bonnie: Tell me, Freddy, what exactly were you doing when I was gone?

Freddy: Alright, well, I was upstairs

Bonnie: okay

Freddy: I was sitting in my room

Bonnie: Yes

Freddy: Reading a book

Bonnie: Go on

Freddy: And well then this guy walked in

Bonnie: Okay

Freddy: I went up to him

Bonnie: Yes

Freddy: And I uh stabbed him 37 times in the chest

Bonnie:

Bonnie: Freddy that kills people!

Freddy: Oh! Oh!

Bonnie: Freddy!

Freddy: I didn't know that.....

Bonnie: HOW COULD YOU NOT KNOW THAT?!

Freddy: Yea, I'm in the wrong ear. I suck.

Bonnie: What happened to his hands?

Freddy: What's that?

Bonnie: His hands! Wh-Why are they missing?

Freddy: Well-I-uh kinda cooked them up....and gave them to Chica.

Bonnie:

Chica:

Foxy:

Me:

Viewers:

Erudite:

Camp Half Blood:

Camp Jupiter:

Columbia:

Markiplier:

Jacksepticeye:

Creepypastas

Entire world:

Bonnie: FREDDDDDY...!

Freddy: Well I was hungry and when you crave hands.....

Bonnie: Why on earth would you do that?!

Freddy: Chica was hungry for hands, give me a break!

Bonnie: FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!

Freddy: Her stomach was making the rumblies

bonnie: Freddy!

Freddy: That only hands would satisfy

Bonnie: What is wrong with you, Freddy?!

Freddy: Well I kill people and Chica eats hands, that's two things.

*****End of play****

Bryce & Me: *Still crying about ending*