starring!
camila cabello as valentina davidson
[mommy dearest]
"i'm not a regular mom, i'm a cool mom"
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pete davidson as himself
[papa bear]
"i'm a cool dad! i'm hip, i surf the web, i text, i make tiktoks"
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lin-manuel miranda as mateo sanchez
[uncle hamilton]
"just don't tell your mother, please!"
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featuring!
colson baker as himself
megan fox as herself
john mulaney as himself
gael garcia bernal as lucas perez
miguel angel silvestre as christian perez
marcel ruiz as julian sanchez
jenna ortega as elena sanchez
snl cast members as themselves
presenting!
alessia cara as sabrina davidson
[the neurotic]
"sometimes, i feel like my life is like a CW show: tacky and dramatic"
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BAM-BAM | p.d.
Fanfic~ that's just life, baby ~ where valentina and pete figure out how to raise their child as a functioning person in society 'pete, where did she go?' 'i thought you had her?' 'no, i thought you had her...
