Chapter 4 - Broke Down In Downtown Hazelturkey

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Here's the next chapter, enjoy!

Forgot to put this part down, but thanks to JonahShwarts for help making this chapter!

Lori continued to drive down the road. She came to a two-way intersection, one of which went to Great Lakes City.

Lori: Good, we'll get there in no time.

Lisa: Check again oldest sister.

Lisa handed Lori a pair of binoculars. Lori looked through them and saw several of Dr. Robotnik's drones watching the road.

Lori: Ugh! Great. Looks like Robuttnik's drones are looking for us.

Sonic: Ha! Robuttnik. That's really good!

The other road went through Hazelturkey, free of Robotnik drones.

Lisa: They must've searched that road already.

Lori: It'll take a day, but we can still make it if we go through Hazelturkey.

Lori turned down through the road to Hazelturkey. Sonic continued to twitch in place, getting impatient, he read all of Lincoln's comics, finished all of Lisa's "Short Range Speed Tests", and Lana got picked out of all of his loose quills.

Sonic: Are we there yet?

Lori: (annoyed) No.

Sonic: Are we there yet?

Lori: (becoming more annoyed) No.

Sonic: Are we there yet?

Lori: (much more annoyed) NO!

Sonic: Are we there yet?

Lori: (now very angry) NO!!

Sonic: Are we there yet?

Lori: (even angrier) NO!!

Sonic: Hey Lori.

Lori: (ready to snap) WHAT?!?!

Sonic: What're those things police put on roads to stop criminals?

Lori: A Spike Strip?

*Pop!!*

The van suddenly stopped after the loud pop came from the outside. Lori looked outside to see a small Spike Strip on the road. Lori's eye twitched rapidly.

Lincoln: Lana, Lisa, cover your ears!

Lincoln then pulled an air horn as Lori began yelling, face beat red.

Lori: (snaps) Son of a *beep* *beep*ing *beep* beast! Why the *beep* does all this *beep*ing s*beep*t happen to me? F** my life! Always surrounded by miserable f*beep*ng c*beep*s, like this whole world just likes to bend me over and f*beep* me in the a*beep*s! Like I'm some sort of s*beep* receptacle! Well as far as I care these, miserable *beep* can have a f*beep* b*beep* with a goddamn pig!

Luna: You done?

Lori: Yeah... Yeah, I'm good.

Luna: (to Sonic) And you. Calm down dude, I know you're excited and all about traveling but buggin' Lori isn't gonna get us there any faster.

Sonic: Got it, be patient.

Lori looked at Luna with an astounded look at how easily she got Sonic to stop.

Luna: What? There was a reason I was the Guardian and you were the Babysitter.

Lori: What makes those so different?

Luna: The guardian keeps the kid happy. The babysitter makes the kid behave.

Lori rolled her eyes and looked down the road.

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