How to trick a spider

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3rd person POV:

Through the sky, the Spectacular Spider-Man swung from building to building, keeping a watchful eye on his city.

Spider-Man:(mind) Ah, this is the life. Swinging from building to building without a worry...

(Ring-ring)

Spider-Man:(mind) If only that were the case!

Landing on the side of a building, Spidey pulls out his phone.

Spider-Man: Hello?

Gwen:(on phone) Are you done swinging?

Spider-Man: D-Don't say stuff like that!

Gwen:(on phone) Why not?

Spider-Man: Y-you... You never know who is listening...

Gwen:(on phone)... Seriously? You're a D-lister.

Spider-Man: Excuse you!? I'll have you know, I'm practically a B-lister at this point!

Gwen:(on phone) Well mister B-man, you and I have a play to review for a class, so quit avoiding me, and let's go see it.

Spider-Man: Whaaaat? I haven't been-

Gwen:(on phone) Yes you have.

Spider-Man: Yeah... Pretty much. Fine, fine! We'll talk about it...

Gwen:(on phone) Good. Meet me at the theater in 30 minutes.

Spider-Man: I can be there in 10.

Gwen:(on phone) If you get there before me, I'll pay.

Spider-Man:... You've made a grave mistake.

(Thiwp)

(Opening theme)

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Peter:(pant)... I think I broke a record there... Didn't know I was that competitive.

Gwen: You made it.

Gwen: You made it

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