winning contest entries for our
❝Love Limerick❞ contest
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first place winner
The day I met my darling,
She fell from a penny farthing;
The look on her face,
Well, it was nothing like grace —
In truth, I could have died laughing
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second place winner
I asked, "What is it that you want from me?
Is it love or money?
Were you just wasting my time?
Oh! I'm losing my mind."
Nurse replied, "before leaving just pay your fee."
~
third place winners
He sighed, looking into those eyes
"I love you. Is that hard to surmise?
My heart has been stolen—"
His brother laughed and nudged him
"Your reflection is indeed quite nice!"
Jack knew the springtime drill
And followed his maid up the hill.
He got a little frisky
Tipsy with a little whisky
Then Jack came down on Jill.
