This is a book dedicated to making sure people don't make dumb mistakes
I am by no means a professional or an expert, but I've been writing for about 2 years now and I know a thing or two on what not to do
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As an author you have readers. Your readers are one of the most important things when you're writing a book. They are the reason your book grows or it flops. In my two years of writing, I have come to the conclusion that there are 5 types of readers
1. Ghost Readers
I don't like these mfs because when I'm writing a book, I don't care about notifications but when I have let's say 20 views and 0 votes, it makes me think "oh, maybe this chapter was shit. No one likes it"
2. The Wannabe Critics
These are the people that have never written a book in their life. They think they're like the Gordon Ramsay of wattpad for some reason. They are the nitpickiest mfs I have ever met and it's not even constructive criticism. They're just assholes. Like they truly believe their opinion matters. It's like this self-righteous bullshit or whatever. If you're that reader and you're reading this right now. I just have a few words
You read wattpad. You're pretending to be some critic on wattpad. So, what I want you to do, is set the down whatever device you're using to read this. Walk into your bathroom. Splash some water onto your face. Then I want you to look at yourself. Ask yourself
"Where the fuck did I go wrong in life? I bully people on wattpad because I think I'm the shit. Did I not get enough attention as a child?"
3. Interactive Readers
These are everyone's favorite type of readers because they just interact. They leave lots of comments and they're generally hilarious. They vote. They're really cool people in general and they make majority of my following :)
I love you guys
4. Horny Readers
We can all pick them out by their usernames. They're all very unique and interesting. I don't even think I need to give examples. If you're really curious. Go find a Chrollo x reader. You'll find majority of the horny readers :)
5. The Readers Who Are Under 13
These are the readers that scare me the most. If you are under 13 and you use Wattpad. Don't tell people. It's not only a safety risk for you but you can get other users in trouble. You are not allowed to be on Wattpad if you are younger than 13. It's against the guidelines
I'm not the person who's gonna be like "Get off wattpad" because I can't control you
But you need to remember that your actions can cause consequences for other people. If you are under 13, you shouldn't be reading my stuff. I am almost 18. Me conversing with random strangers who are younger than 13 looks very bad on older authors because everyone and their mom's like to jump to conclusions
Please, for the safety of everyone in this community, don't tell people your age and or stop using wattpad and wait till you're 13
