Dumb Mandela Catalogue shit

Incorrect quotes installment four

Hank: *wearing a necklace made of literal ice*

Mark: "Wh- Hank, you're literally dripping, that's ice on your neck."

Hank: "Thanks, humano." :)

Mark: "No-"

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Cesar: *walks toward Mark and Hank holding a camera* "Taking pictures of people that stop by." >:(

Mark: "What about all the illegal drugs you do in your garage?" >:(

Cesar: "Oh, there's no illegal drugs in my garage." >:(

Mark: "Oh yes there is, and there's evidence of it." >:(

Hank: "Hello there." :)

Cesar: *zooming in and out on Hank's face* >:(

Hank: "Hello, darling." :)

Cesar: "No illegal drugs on my property." >:(

Hank: "Hello, sweetheart." :)

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Adam: "I'VE NEVER DONE ANYTHING LIKE THIS BEFORE!" <XC

Cesar: "Okay calm down, I'm not a cop."

Adam: ',:3

Cesar: "I'm not a cop-"

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*weird music*

Mark: "Top 10 ways to smear cum on your face."

Cesar: "Fuck dudes, make em cum."

Hank: "Commit serious amounts of tax fraud-"

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Entity: "If you're able to say Biden..."

Hank: "Biden..."

Entity: "And you're able to say Clinton..."

Hank: "Clinton..."

Entity: "And you're able to say Pelosi..."

Hank: "Pelosi..."

Entity: "Then you are able to say Master Gabriel."

Hank: "Froot loop."

Entity: "Say his name!"

Hank: "Froot loop."

Entity: "Say his name correctly!"

Hank: "Froot loop."

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Mark: "Why does Gabriel call you Babygirl?"

Hank: "Let's stop talking for a while." :)

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Gabriel: "Quit acting friendly with the humans and return to me right now."

Hank: "Bruh chill, why you in such a Big Time Rush?" *Big Time Rush theme plays*

Gabriel: "..."

Hank: B-)

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Jonah: "All women..." *draws lightsaber* "Are queens."

Adam: "If she breathes..." *also draws lightsaber* "She's a THOOOOOOT-"

*intense light-saber duel*

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Mark: "I don't have to go home, I AM home, you dumb fuck!"

Hank: *gasp* "That's not niiiice!" >:(

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Nobody:

Mark every waking moment: "Number 15: shut the fuck up. The scary video consists of a strange person talking when nobody asked, by the way the person is you because you won't shut the fuck up."

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Cesar: "Making Hank the Intruder drink the ✨gay potion✨."

Hank: *comsumes le ✨gay potion✨*

*Intense make-out session*

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-3 am at Mark Heathcliff's residence-

Mark: "Hank what the fuck are you doing...?"

Hank: *rocking back and forth in the corner* "The fungus is amongus... The fungus is amongus..."

Mark: "..." |:(

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Cesar: "Hank is a narcissist. It's always 'I want Marky, I want milk, I want to be held, I want to be comforted, and if I do not get all these things immediately, I will ruin your life'."

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Entity: "You look like a busted can of biscuits."

Hank: "............." *sobbing intensifies*

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Gabriel: "Why are you disrespecting me, bruv?"

Alt Cesar: "My mistake, original gangsta!"

Gabriel: "No, this cannot be forgiven, now empty the compartments of your pantaloons."

Alt Cesar: "For what purpose?"

Gabriel: "And discard of your Jordans."

Alt Cesar: "For what purpose?"

Gabriel: "In fact, I am equipped to summon the one casually known as Lil Travis on your buffoon self."

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Mark: >:T "I'm bout to bomb this whole muh-fuggin' plane."

Hank: <:0

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Mark: "Not that it's any of your business but fuck you and fuck off. And leave me to my notions."

*crek*

Mark: "Oh- The floor just cracked, I believe I might fa-"

*Bang ting ow*

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Mark: "Fucking encrusted testicle my boy you look like a double dip chocolate chip cliff flip charcoal slim jim with the Gargamel nose and Mr. Crocker hunch fact no fucking feet nine arms and seven stomachs two ball fades your step dad beat you with a wiffle ball bat you curled up into a ball like an autistic bakugan you live in a sophisticated mud hut your washing machine is a bucket of water you shake it and you brush your teeth with your grandpa's back scratcher and you floss your teeth with zip-line cables-"

Cesar: "What the fuck are you talking about-"