Cesar: "Bruh, why'd I just check my bank account and I got $4.44? FOUR-FOUR-FOUR. Not the universe tryna tell me I'm on the right path~ OoOoOoOoOoOh~"
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*At Texas Roadhouse*
Adam: "JONAH, you ready for your birthday bruh!?"
Jonah: "Uh- Texas Roadhouse? I don't understand, I- We're in Mandela County-"
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Hank: "Guys it's the ninja turtles! We got Raphael, Michelangelo, Leonardo and Erwin Von Steinbach."
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Mark: "Uh, you know there's a car on fire outside, right?"
Hank: "On fire?"
Mark: "Yeah..."
Hank: "Oh. Okay." :)
Mark: "Okay..?"
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Hank: "This is what I do when I don't want a guy to talk to me." :3
Hank's Gabriel impression: "Hey, shawty can I get yo number?~"
Hank: *cartoon running sound effect*
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Jonah: "Umm, what the fuck are mommy milkers? By the way, I'm a hands-on learner."
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Hank when Cesar takes him out to eat but then runs 20 errands after: "I knew it was fake. I knew it. I knew it."
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Jonah: "Holy S H I T. ............. If Jesus was a pizza he'd be Jesus Crust."
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Adam: "Green flags, here we go. Uhh... Just off the top of my head. Italy, that's an easy one. It's got some green in there. Uh, Mexico. That's another flag that has green. India-"
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Adam: *walks into the McDonald's bathroom*
Hank, Mark, Cesar and Jonah in the stalls: "♩What will we do with a drunken sailor, what will we do with a drunken sailor, what will we do with a drunken sailor, ear-lie in the mornin'♩"
Adam: "Boy what the hell boy"
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*Adam and Jonah traveling to the grand canyon*
Adam: "One wonder of the world." *points to himself* "another wonder of the world."
Jonah: "Yeah, everyone wonders why you look like that."
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Jonah: "You keep saying I have no bitches, BUT WHERE ARE YOURS?"
Adam: "<:0"
Jonah: "WHERE ARE THEY? I DON'T SEE 'EM-"
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*getting high and chilling*
Baked Cesar: "Hahahahahahahahahaaaaa, who wants my water? I put it in my bussy-"
Baked Mark: *W H E E Z E*
Baked Hank: "I can see every equation-"
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Dumb Mandela Catalogue shit
RandomMostly the intruder/Hank :3 I take requests for art and one-shot's sometimes. IDK I'm bored and I do a lot of dumb scheisse so why not share my dumb, shitty ideas an stuff. Also this is based around sort of an AU I have where like, basically everyth...
