Dumb Mandela Catalogue shit

Incorrect quotes

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Mark: "I should've left you in that dark room where you were standing."

Hank: "BuTcHa DiDn'T-"

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Hank: "♩HPV, HIV, SpOoKy VaGiNoSiS! Sinning with your naked bod is evil and atrocious!♩"

Mark: "Go the fuck to sleep it's 2am."

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Mark: "Where do y'all wanna eat?"

Hank: "I don't know."

Cesar: "How about Arby's?"

Hank: "Noooooo-"

Mark: "BITCH NO ONE EVER WANTS TO GO TO ARBY'S."

Cesar: *shooketh*

Hank: *w h e e z e*

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Adam: "How do you know what's good for me?"

Jonah: "That's my OPINION!"

Whatever fucking alternate was there lmao: :0

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Adam: "Oh my god, look how cute these pens are."

Jonah: "Adam, that's gay."

Adam: "Jonah, we've been dating for-"

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Cesar: "Bitch you gon step on my fucking toe bitch with your fucking long ass fucking legs bitch DESGOSTING."

Hank: "??????"

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Cesar: "And let out all the sounds that are trapped in your mind."

Hank: *screams bloody murder*

Cesar: "...."

Mark: "Hank. Are you okay?"

Hank: "I'm a little messed up."

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Cesar: *beat-boxing*

Hank: "Cesar, please stop beat-boxing, my human killed himself."

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Entity: "He didn't notice the wallet."

Gabriel: "Then make a wallet noise."

Entity: "WaLlEt-"

Gabriel: "That was certainly not a wallet sound."

Entity: "Well I'm unaware of the noise a wallet makes-"

Hank: *opens his mouth and produces the noise of coins in a wallet*

Gabriel: "That was actually pretty good."

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Hank: "This is how ✨bad bitches✨ steal from the store. Y'all can't even spell steal. S-T-I-L-E." *proceeds to take shit*

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Cesar: "♩Penis serious, penis delirious, go into the woods, call that penis mysterious, penis various, penis hilarious, dawn of the age, penis Aquarius, PENIS METICULOUS-♩"

Hank: *probably very entertained*

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*At Mark's funeral*

Cesar: "This one goes out to my homeboy. Rest In Pizzas, Heathcliff. ♩Yeah, sometimes when I'm lonely, I stick my dick in bologna.♩"

Hank: *sobbing uncontrollably*

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Hank and Mark: *being loud and doing baking shit*

Cesar: "It's day 3 of quarantine and they're making a gender reveal cake. Nobody's pregnant."

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Cesar: "Hey, It says "gullible" on the ceiling."

Mark: *looks up* "Ah, so it does-* *looks back down* "Awwww, you stole my kidney." >:(

Cesar: :]

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Cesar: "Can I say something on the microphone?"

Mark: "Yes, but only about Jesus Christ, nothing about the alternates."

Cesar: "Aight." *goes on the mic* "HAIL SATAN."

Mark: >:0

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Hank: "Big boobs? What is boobs? .......... Umm, chile, anyways-"

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Mark: "Show me what you have."

Hank: "A knife!" >:3

Mark: "NO-" *panik*

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Cesar: " 'Replace the t with a d = Indian'? ........ Don't... Dond.... DOND DELL ME WHAD DO DO-" *W H E E Z E*

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Hank: *says literally anything*

Mark: "Shit. Damn. So powerful. Moving and inspirational. Fuck. Sensational. Gonna make me go to the toilet and blast out a fucking ejaculation-al."

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Cesar talking about what it's like to become an alternate I guess: "Is this human? NO. And guess what else. You take a black-light flashlight and shine it on your veins and you're now gonna glow in the black-light, because guess what? You're no longer human. You're a 2.0 and humans are afraid of YOU. And guess what? The truth is coming out. The truth is bubbling up, and you are disposable, and whoever you're puppeting, whoever you're parroting, they don't care about you any more or less than you care about the kids and invite you to get-"

Mark: *has no fucking clue what's happening*

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Entity: "My favorite human band is Disburbance At The Dancing Place."

Hank: "You mean Panic At The Disco-"

Entity: "DISTURBANCE AT THE DANCING PLACE"

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Mark: "WhO's ExItEd FoR nEw YeArS-"

Cesar: "YAAAAAAAAAASSSSSS-"

Hank: *smashes a glass bowl very aggressivly* "YEEEEEE-"

Mark and Cesar: :/

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Mark: "You made me drop my fettuccine!"

Cesar: "Relax, man, it's just pasta."

Mark: "It was MY pasta!"

Cesar: "You can just make some more."

Mark: "We're out of noodles!" >:(

Cesar: "If it's a noodle you want, a noodle you shall receive."

Mark: "...."

Cesar: ',:3

Mark: "You have 5 seconds to run."