Me and my sister were studying at 7:00pm just few days ago and she spoke, "this chapter is intntresting" while reading her biology book then i asked, "tell me plixxxx this is my way of saying please (as a rajat pawar fan) so she started explaining about something starting from D and its other name was or you can say it was somehow also called Artificial Kidney and as she was teaching me about artificial kidney, she said, "sometimes people die waiting for kidneys while while on a Dialysis Machine" or something like that she said (bold font words are from my pov not the thing im telling you that happened to me)
Then she again said, "as its hard to find a kidney donation which matches you dna or whatever she said as sometimes nobody donates a kidney so much" so I asked, "how many organs can we donate total from our body?" Then she replied, "we can donate our kidneys, heart, lever, skin, hair, pancreas and eyes" then i again asked, "if we can donate these, then why cant we donate our blood vessels?" Then she replied, "how will we even? Cut the vessels from our body? If we somehow even did it, how will we attach it to the other person's body? By cotton string and needle? (Sui dhaga)" then i replied, "sui dhaga is a good option..feviquick is also okay...aree thuk se hi chipka lenge!" Then my sister again replied, "pagal hai kya?" Then i said, "pagal nahi bas mera dimag kharab hai"
This is not a big incident in my life you can say its a joke which i made during our conversation, it was though to translate a whole fucking Hindi conversation into english!
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