Weirdest & Funniest things i have ever done!

Vidhvanshing Shatroos

So that time, i was 4 years old, and mahabharat used come on TV, and it was my favourite and i always used to play mahabharat-mahabharat ik game's name is weird.. so i will tell you small-small incidents of it..

Incident One
My sister and I were play on the bed, and my sister took out two chairs and put them one on another and put em' on bed and said, "mai maharani hu!" So I took out 5-6 chairs, did the same, put em' on bed and said, "mai rani kunti hu!" And I laugh the hell out of me remembering that after that my sister took out 7 more chairs did the same and again on bed saying, "mai rani draupadi hu!" Then i went to take more chairs but house's all chairs were taken by us, so I pushed my sister off the chairs! Guess what? She fell down and chairs were on her! And she started crying! So i ran to her..bruh! Not to treat her, to shut her mouth or i was dead that day! I took her out of the chairs and bring water for her and said, "Shut up! Mom will scold ME not YOU!" Then she realised it, smiled, and started fake crying even louder! So before i could close her mouth, my mom entered the room! And....

I was scolded badly..
Incident 1 Over

Incident Two
One day i went to river front (a place in ahmedabad) with my parents and i liked to copy mahabharat characters, i went there with my toy sword..
So there, I said to my dad, "Papa! Mai shatruo ka vidhvansh kardungi!" So my dad said, "Haan, haan kardo vidhvansh" then i went away finding shatroo..
Then i again came back to dad and asked, "papa, shatroo kaha hai?" So my dad said, "shatroo pani mein chale gaye" he said as there was a river right there..
so i went there to JUMP IN THE RIVIER to find shatroos (those who dont know the meaning of shatroo, it means enemies in hindi) so my dad pulled me back and thats it..
Incident two Over

So these were the two incidents related to this mahabharat copying, bye