I will also share jokes i read on internet as well, so here i go...!
A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner. Both he and his wife decide that they wont tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess. The dad said, "well it's what Mommy calls me sometimes." The little girl screamed to her brother, "Don't eat it. Its an asshole!"
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Weirdest & Funniest things i have ever done!
Non-FictionThe chapters are all about the things i have done and sometimes i can write some jokes i found on internet