No one is a saint.
No one is a savior.
No one is innocent.
But we like to pretend we are all of the above. I know what you're thinking. What the [insert your choice of profanity here] does this have to do with cute, colorful, singing pets?
You have been lied to.
Littlest Pet Shop is not cute or colorful. It is a cover. To distract you from understanding the truth. The truth that Littlest Pet Shop is a Littlest Pet Shop of Horrors.
(Yes, I am aware that's the title of an episode.)
Let me give you an example.
In the first episode, when Blythe checks out her new room and discovers a dumbwaiter, she decides it's a good idea to get inside it, not thinking for a moment that it might be really old, and therefore, not function properly. Then, as she is heading down to the first floor, a spider appears out of nowhere and frightens her. This causes Blythe to let go of the rope and plummet at an incredibly high speed which results in a devastating SLAM! Her abnormally large head takes most of the damage, crushing her skull upon impact, and since she is too weak to cry out for help, Blythe slowly dies of head injury.
But then, you say, how is she able to climb out of the dumbwaiter unscathed?
Because after Blythe succumbs to her wounds, she emerges from the dumbwaiter, entering the afterlife. Hear me out. This explains why the pets are able to understand her. It also explains why, in every episode, she wears a different outfit that is never seen again after the episode is over. Why the Biskit Twins randomly teleport in front of her.
This is just one of the many sinister secrets lurking beneath what some people might view as... just for kids.
But enough of my conspiracy ramblings.
Let's get on with the show.
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Littlest Pet Shop: RETOLD
Fanfiction"To tell what has already been told is redundant. To tell what has already been told... and to twist it... and mold it... into something new... is revolutionary." - Antonio Banderas
