Gailbreak!
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BISKIT TIME
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After school, Whittany and Brittany are in the back of the limo, buried in their phones, as Brittany points out a girl wearing a simple purple dress.
Brittany: Ew... Look, Whittany, that girl is wearing basic clothes...
Whittany looks over at the girl and she rolls her eyes.
Whittany: Ugh, she's, like, so lame! Who even wears a purple dress?
Brittany: She probably got it at the clearance aisle...
Whittany: I mean, can you imagine being that lame?
Brittany: Totes, why not be more like us?
Whittany: Because, Brittany, this world can only handle two of us.
Brittany: Should I just throw money at her or something?
Whittany: Yeah, you should totally do that. It would be so, like, generous of us.
Brittany rolls down her window and shouts to the girl.
Brittany: Hey, girl in the basic purple dress!
The girl looks up and sees Brittany waving at her. She seems a little puzzled and she starts to walk over to the limo.
Brittany: Where'd you, like, get that dress? Did your pet rats make it?
The girl rolls her eyes and she looks annoyed.
Girl: No, my grandmother made me this dress. It's called "classy" and it's a lot better than whatever you're wearing.
Whittany: Well, your grandmother must be, like, blind, because NO one with eyes would be caught dead in it!
The girl is shocked by Whittany's harsh words and tears up.
Girl: Th-that was so mean!
Brittany: Oh, calm down, we're just giving you some fashion advice. Here.
Brittany tosses the girl a huge stack of cash.
Brittany: Why don't you go and buy an actual dress, basic girl?
The girl looks at the stack of cash in her hands, speechless. She just stares at the money in her hands.
Brittany: See, now we're good samericans.
Girl: You mean... "samaritan"?
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