Penny For Your Laughs
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LITTLEST PET SHOP
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Blythe enters the Littlest Pet Shop carrying a sealed package.
Blythe: G.M.M.T.
Mrs. Twombly is amused by Blythe's abbreviation and decides to try and crack it herself.
Mrs. Twombly: Wait, don't tell me. "Giant Monkeys Mean Trouble"?
Blythe: No. Good Morning, Mrs. Twombly. It's just a more efficient way of saying it.
Mrs. Twombly: Not when you factor in your explanation time.
Blythe: T.T., Mrs. T.
Mrs. Twombly freezes and has nothing to say to Blythe, not knowing what abbreviation she is saying now. Blythe enters the Day Camp where the pets are doing their thing.
Blythe: Another package for you, Pepper.
But... how did she order it? Did her owner order it for her? If so, why did the package get delivered to her and not her owner... I feel like if I try to dive deep into this, there will be more questions than answers.
Pepper: Well, it's about time this got here.
Penny Ling smells the package as Pepper tears it open.
Penny Ling: Smells funny.
Pepper: It's my latest comedy prop, pistachio pudding shoes!
Ah... Imagine wearing those... The pudding in between the toes... squishy and... squashy...
Pepper: And if you think they smell funny now, wait 'till I wear 'em around a while. Mah-ha!
Pepper puts on the shoes and, as expected, they are squishy.
Pepper: Ooh, squishy.
But the pets are more interested in the BOX than the actual thing that came IN it. But they're pets, so that's normal. Pepper tries to get their attention.
Pepper: Hey, guys! Guys! Isn't it hilarious?!
She moves around in the pudding shoes but no one is impressed.
Sunil: I guess.
Pepper is confused and frustrated at the fact that her friends aren't as entertained as they SHOULD be.
Pepper: What gives? You should be laughing newspaper out of your noses.
Sunil: It's just, well, the pudding thing is getting kind of old.
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Littlest Pet Shop: RETOLD
Fanfiction"To tell what has already been told is redundant. To tell what has already been told... and to twist it... and mold it... into something new... is revolutionary." - Antonio Banderas
