"father I have a sin, i was in a relationship with someone who labeled themself as an alpha/dom"
Don't worry my child, for this wasn't your fault. It is they who have sinned in your life. I give you this advice my child:
Slap them with bread and wine and you shall be reborn a new free human.
Heed my warning; for this will be considered an act of violence by thy Heavenly Father. In good consciousness I shall tell him what I have said. You shall go to heaven, happy and cleansed of your sins that have washed onto you because of this person.
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For thine followers thank you for reading. He has sent me a sign in the form of a chocolate cross.
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Confess your sins
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