Confess your sins

Dodgers fan taking from the innocent

"I stole a baseball that a dodger player hit from a child sitting next to me who caught it"

Don't worry my child, for it is normal for envy to overtake us.

For thou actions were sinful, but do not dwell on past sins that thee can be forgiven for.

Shalt thou help a little league by becoming a water boy.

Bless thou water everyday, but do no fret if thou doesn't know how. Even if thee might not be a member of a church, for it is the thought that comes with the process of creating holy water. May wikihow help thee with thou spiritual journey, and many other problems. May thou bless ignorant children, and wash away their sins.

Thy holy father has forgiven you and has washed away your sin.

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For thine followers, I'm sorry for my month of absence. I was cursed by that insolent virus, and then an opportunity arose to help with my commute. White Sox's and Giants for life.
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