Confess your sins

Dandelion weed

'father i have a sin, once i went to the school fence with some dandelions and said 'do you want some weed, kid?' and showed him the dandelions and when he said no i ate them all in front of him'

Do not fret my child, for it is normal too delusion in having a more interesting life. If thy had actually done what hast has spoken, it is alright to be more moronic than a five year old.

To release thy pain, thy must go to a rehabilitation center and volunteer. If thine is too young, rip out all the dandelions in your area so thy can put the weeds out of misery.

May thy Divine Holy Father forgive thou if thou complete the task, and may he let thou child forget thy incompetence in being funny.