Confess your sins

Cricket paint / White washing

"father i have a sin, i once covered a cricket with white paint and killed it and also recorded me doing so and still have the recording and keep making jokes about people white washing"

Don't worry my child, for it is normal to be manipulated by sinful temptations when it comes to those who are weaker than thou.

To be relinquished of thy chains that shackle thee down to earthly desires, thee must buy a cricket farm from a locally sourced PetCo. Thee must raise the crickets like thou own children.

For thy white washing sin, for this is also normal my child. It is sinful to change one's ethnicity, and may those who do it be punished by thy Holy Father. However, to be forgiven for making fun of another, thou must accept where thou are from and how others think. Thou must expect that people want others to be who they are, and people can force their beliefs onto another.

Don't worry my child, we all learn from our mistakes. May thy Holy Father bless thou, and the ones that have sinned.