Nobody knows what their own handshake feels like.
Everytime you paint a room, it gets smaller.
We buy garbage bags just to throw them away.
We are the only species who pay to live on a planet.
It can never be opposite day because if it is... it isn't.
When you clap, you high five yourself for something someone else did.
We love sweets because stressed spelled backwards is desserts.
If tomatoes are fruit, that means ketchup is a smoothie.
Its impossible to say "good eye might" without an Australian accent.
Frozen pizza should be pre-cut so u can bake just one slice.
You never shampoo your eyebrows.
You just broke your record for most days lived.
You typically only breath out of one nostril at a time.
Nomophobia is the fear of not having a phone.
The world's smallest McDonalds was designed for bees.
Bamboo grows so fast it's measured in miles per hour.
Bubble wrap was originally intended to be wallpaper.
You have a 1 in 1,461 chance of being born on a leap day.
Beds are just wireless charges for humans.
Somebody made up dinosaur sounds without ever hearing them and we all just went with it.
Theres a "d" in the word "fridge" but no "d" in "refrigerator."
We BAKE cookies but COOK bacon.
Our nose RUNS but our feet SMELL.
In order to fall asleep, you have to pretend to be asleep.
Nobody has even been inside of an empty room.
Is it called sand because its in between the sea and the land?
The divided by symbol is just a fraction with the dots replacing the numbers.
People tell you to hold your horses because they're asking you to be stable
