"If I see something I haven't seen before, i'll throw a dollar at it."
"No Elena, I will not go to your bedroom with you."
"Dear diary. A chipmunk asked me my name today.Told him it was Joe. That lie will haunt me forever."
"That's because you haven't had sex with me."
"Rawr! Rawr! Go team!"
"Caroline, nobody cares! No!"
"Vampires can't procreate but that doesn't mean we don't like to try."
"I will rip out your heart and shove it down your throat."
"I'm shocked! Stefan's not a virgin!"
"Hello brother."
"If you want to see me naked, just ask."
"Just a bit."
