The Signs Summed Up In One Phrase

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Aries  : Hold my beer-

Taurus : Way more than meets the eye

Gemini : Eat shit, fucker

Cancer : Leave me alone

Leo : The party don't start till I walk in

Virgo : Nothing is certain but death and taxes

Libra : There is no 'I' in team

Scorpio : I don't get mad, I get even

Sagittarius : Rules are meant to be broken

Capricorn : If you think the Earth is flat, I have nothing to say to you

Aquarius : The Earth is flat :D

Pisces : I had a had a handle on myself... then I broke it

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