The Signs At A Karaoke Bar

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"When your ready come and get it, na-na-na-na," ♑Capricorn sang as they tried to be sexy but all ♈Aries could say to that performance was "Oh god no." ♋Cancer knew it was their turn in 15 minutes and was now chickening out and begging a drunken ♎Libra to sing with them. ♊Gemini was already drunk too and hella close to being kicked tf out. It was now ♏Scorpio's turn and of course they chose the classic 'Im Too Sexy' and of courseLeo had to be in on the action. After this, ♐Sagittarius appeared on stage, barely clothed and sang a bizarre rendition of 'Colours of the Wind'. ♒Aquarius decided that they would play the judge and has given an average score of 0.5/10 so far. ♉Taurus was drunk and somehow eating buffalo wings (--screams "CaNnIbAlIsm"  from the far corner then runs away--) and would only sing a song if they could do it sitting down. ♓Pisces was singing a painful rendition of 'I Will Always Love You' while ♍Virgo, who had the best singing voice of them all, was too shy to try.

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