𝑭𝑶𝑹𝑳𝑶𝑹𝑵, 𝒄𝒔𝒎 𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒕𝒇𝒊𝒄

𝗖𝗵 𝟴 ⋆.ೃ࿔*:･

Power
Y/N PLEASE SAVE US DENJI
AND I ARE BEING MURDERED
BY A CRAZY OLD DRUNK MAN

Y/n
Huhhhh??

Denji
Everyday this man tortures and
murders us
He breaks our necks and stabs us
cause he knows we can't die!!!

Power
Uh huh!
Please we beg you to come kill
this man so we can be freeeeee

Kobeni
Oh-h my goooooood

Y/n
How is this happening
Are you two kidnapped or
something

Aki
No they're definitely not kidnapped.
Who would want them?

Power
Are you kiding
Denji and I are very wantable

Denji
I'm gonna kill you

Aki
Go ahead and try.

Denji
ALL RIGHT I WILL
AS SOON AS I GET HOME AND
AWAY FROM THE DRUNK MAN
YOUR DEAD

Y/n
I'm still confused as to what's
happening with you and Power

Aki
They're not kidnapped and they're
not being tortured they're just
being trained.

Denji
Ha I know you're ignoring me
cause you now I'll win

Aki
No, I'm ignoring you because I
find you annoying.

Power
haha take that Denji
Annoying annoying annoying is
what you are Denji

Denji
You and I are practically the same
who are you kidding

Power
Pls-
Y/n we're not the same right

Y/n
Im sorry Power but you are quite
similar

Power
I hate all of youuuu
However i can learn to forgive you
Y/n if you rescue me

Y/n
I don't know do I really want your
forgiveness that bad

Power
OF COURSE YOU DO
IF NOT WHEN I BECOME PRIME
ILL BANISH YOU

Y/n
Oh wow guess I have no choice but
to rescue you a real shame

Denji
Yeah she'll banish you if you don't
rescue us

Power
NOT US JUST RESCUE ME

Aki
Stop acting like you were kidnapped.
This is for the two of you to get
stronger.

Y/n
Yeah guys listen to the all knowing
and wise Aki

Aki
..
I don't like any of you.

Denji
And who said we like you

Y/n
Wait who's this crazy old drunk
man who's training you

Power
His name is like kishbe or something
like that

Y/n
WAIT KISHIBE?!

Denji
Huhhhh you now him

Y/n
BWHAHAHAAAA
your poor souls have Kishibe
as a trainer
That sounds like a nightmare for
sure

Power
So you really know who this man
is
Does that mean you can rescue us

Aki
How do you know him?

Y/n
Im not rescuing you Power I'm
sure the training is brutal but it's
better to get stronger
My partner and I have worked with
him a few times

Power
Wait do you have his number!!
Add him
I need to give him payback for
him paralyzing me earlier

Kobeni
PARALYZING?!!!?!!

You added [Kishibe] to the
groupchat

Power
Well hello mister
This is Power here and since
Denji and me can't beat you
physically we're now just going
to annoy you by spamming you
Go Denji go

Denji
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Power
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Denji
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Kishibe left the Groupchat

Denji
╭∩╮(ಠ_ಠ)╭∩╮
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oh he left

Power
Hahaha we won

Denji
Did you ever have any doubt

Power
HES THREATENING ME OVER
TEXT NOW DENJI WHY DID
YOU SAY WE SHOULD SPAM
HIM

Denji
MEEEEE IT WAS YOUR IDEA

Power
NO IT WASNT

Denji
How can you lie when there's
LITERALLY proof of you suggesting
us to do it

Power
I AM NO LIAR
AHHHH HES STILL
THREATENING ME OVER TEXT

Y/n
Hahahaaaa good luckkkk