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Completed until more of the manga comes out.
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Power made a new Group Chat! Denji, and Yoshida from your contacts were also added!
Power Y/NNNN AND YOSHIDA GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT
Y/n what is it
Yoshida What
Power Um no you have to guess
Y/n ..idk
Power you have to GUESSSSS
Y/n did you kill denji or something
Power you'r no fun that was such a lame guess One day I'll do it tho
Denji are u seruois
Power GAHAHAHAAA denjiii But no DENJI AND I ARE MAKING FOOD WOOOOO
Denji Its trueee we're practically professional chefs now
Yoshida oh really what's the occasion
Denji We're making a specil meal for Aki since were so nice
Power YEP
Y/n And you two made this..
Denji Uh huh
Y/n are you sure it's edible
Yoshida bwahahahaaah I'm about to send a text to Aki to warm him
Power Don't!!! It's a surprise
Yoshida Alright alright I won't
Power Also y/n why are you douting Denji and I's cooking skills
Y/n Because knowing you two it's the logical thing to do
Denji HUHHHH WHAT DO YOU MWAN
Y/n I mean that you're going to end up killing him
Power Nope Nope Nope We are a fantastic chefs Were even using a recipe book See all will be great with our SPECTACULAR FOOD
Denji Yes Aki better worship us for the rest of his life with how good this mill will be
Yoshida You two can barely read how are you supposed to follow cooking instructions??
Denji UMM EXCUSE ME WE CAN READ
Y/n AS IFFFFF I remember when I went out to dinner with everyone and you two had Aki read the menu to you
Yoshida PLSSSSSS
Denji WELL MENUS HAVE BIG COMPLIKATD WORDS THAT NO WON SHOULD NEED TO KNOW
Power EXACTLY DENJI TELL THESE STUDID HUMAN HOW IT IS
Denji WHO NEDS TO KNOW WHAT THE WORD SAVERY MEANS LIKE HUHHHHH
Yoshida Oh for sure tell them how it is Stupid menus!
Power Wanna see a photo of the food it just came out of the oven Looks so yummy aki better be grateful
Y/n ..um yeah show me a photo ig
Power
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Y/n oh wow
Denji Wow is exactly right we're super talented power :))!!
Yoshida BWHAHAHHA HOW DO YOU FILL UP A CUP SO BADLY THE POOR TABLE
Power Hey quite laughing will ya I want to see you try
Yoshida Bro are you seriously doubting my ability to pour water into a cup I'm not an idiot
Y/n Nahhh I'm way more concerned as to why the foods so chunky looking What recipe were you using?!!
Yoshida They seriously bought the recipe off of the black market The recipes called "How to Kill Someone"
Y/n STOPPPP AHAHAHAAA
Denji Heyyyy Look maybe it doesn't look the best but all that matters is how delishus it is so shut up and let Aki try it
Power Yeah shut up now Aki should be home in a few minutes to try it
Y/n Alright we'll see what Aki's opinion is on the food after all that's really what counts huh
Power Uh huh that's right
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Aki made a new Group Chat! Yoshida from your contacts was also added!
Aki I plan on killing both of you. How could you let them feed me something they made??! I almost died and you two would have had to live with the fact that it would've been your fault cause you didn't stop them. I have never tasted something as atrocious as that.
Y/n We genuinely did try stopping them I swearrrr
Aki Try harder next time.
Yoshida Ahahahhaaaha
ITS CHAINSAW MAN DAY!!
I'm so excited to watch it! I have been waiting forever for the anime like I vividly remember them literally announcing that it was getting animated. I'm sure the anime will do the manga justice.
