Niggas Don't Exist

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Won't have no flights to catch cuz niggas don't exist.
Won't need this condom pack cuz niggas don't exist. Don't need privacy or patience cuz niggas don't exist.
Won't have to make it make sense! cuz neegahz don't exist. I don't have a phone so leemeee lone, cuz niggas don't exist.
"Remember me?" No I don't! cuz nigguhhzzzz don't exist. Don't need a ring, I'm single, King! cuz niggas don't exist.
Won't wonder if he's smoking crack?! cuz niggas don't exist. Wont be waiting for a text back cuz neegus don't exist!

Won't get my azz pregnant cuz niggas don't exist. I'll just buy my own presents cuz niggas don't exist. Won't need no tears or feelings cuz niggas don't exist. Won't have to keep on dealing cuz neegahz don't exist.
I'm staying home, all week long cuz Neegaz don't exist. Won't need no sitter and won't be bitter cuz niggas don't exist.
"Thought you had a nigga tho?" Touch ya nose - I got a rose 🌹and Nigguhhz don't exist.

I'll be snuggled up without a care cuz niggas don't exist. I'll sleep next to my teddy bear cuz kneegoss don't exist.
Won't have to be a bitch cuz niggas don't exist. They won't make my butt itch cuz niggas don't exist.
Won't get cheated on or treated wrong cuz neegahz don't exist.
Won't have no hoes calling my phone cuz nigguzz don't exist. Don't gotta worry if he broke cuz neegahz don't exist.
Won't have to hope he chokes cuz niggas don't exist.

I could go on for however long about these emotional triggas. When they don't exist, ya life is bliss, so what even is a Nigga?

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